When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man…

Journalists say that when a dog bites a man, that is not news, but when a man bites a dog, that is news ...…

— Steven Pinker

To restate an old law - when a man bites a fish, that's good, but when a fish bites a man, that's bad. This…

— Jacques Yves Cousteau

“To restate an old law - when a man bites a fish, that's good, but when a fish bites a man, that's bad. This…

— Jacques-Yves Cousteau

Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds…

— Dave Barry

“Well one tiny poisonous spider can kill a very large man if it bites him in the right place.”

— Michael Monroe

“A snake bites your ankle. Recoiling, you scream. Fearing poison, your mind slips into a dream... ...where a man bites your ankle. Expecting no…

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“Most dog bites to children are delivered by intact males. As the old saying goes, if there are children in the house, there should…

— Nicholas Dodman

“The Vick dogs are, after all, still simply dogs. Dogs of all breeds and backgrounds run into the street and get struck by cars,…

— Jim Gorant

“Good-bye, Cadan,' I said, backing out the door. 'If I hear anything new, I’ll come to you.' 'Be careful,' I warned. 'My guard dog…

— Courtney Allison Moulton

If a dog bites once thats the dog's fault. If the dog bites you twice its your fault…So I'm not bothering the dog.

— Anonymous

“You wouldn't," Neil said. "Not in front of all these people." "I do not care if they see," Riko said. "A dog who bites…

— Nora Sakavic

If a dog bites you get rabies , if a man bites you get babies!

— Saurabh Chaudhari

Little dogs bite more than big dogs but they get away with it.

— Cesar Millan

Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.

— Diogenes

You can tell your dog to bite my leg.

— Billy Ray Cyrus