You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats.

I don't know, in view of the situation, and the act going where it was going, I don't know, the rage - the rage…

— Michael Richards

I don't know, in view of the situation and the act going where it was going, I don't know, the rage did go all…

— Michael Richards

“But I know the rage that drives you. That impossible anger strangling the grief, until the memory of your loved ones is just poison…

— Christopher Nolan

Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each…

— Bill Watterson

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess…

— Bill Watterson

Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.

— Bill Watterson

HOBBES: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.

— Bill Watterson

HOBBES: All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once.

— Bill Watterson

I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?

— Bill Watterson

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.

— Bill Watterson

If I had rolled along with the strip's popularity and repeated myself for another five, 10 or 20 years, the people now 'grieving' for…

— Bill Watterson

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of…

— Bill Watterson

Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and…

— Bill Watterson

A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.

— Bill Watterson

Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of…

— Bill Watterson