The principal said potty!

“Henry Chinaski", the principal said over the microphone. And I walked forward. There was no applause. The one kindly soul in the audience gave…

— Charles Bukowski

My names John Bonham, I'm a drummer and I'm potty about cars.

— John Bonham

“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Potty mouth, rock star, at the top and still tryna climb, Drop the top sit back recline

— French Montana

In the range of things toddlers have to learn and endlessly review--why you can't put bottles with certain labels in your mouth, why you…

— Mary Blakely

Leo scratched his head. “Well I dunno about Enchiladas-“ “Enceladus,” Piper corrected. “Whatever. But Old Potty Face mentioned another name. Porpoise Fear, or something?”…

— Rick Riordan

I enjoy being Jewish, but I'm an atheist... I hate fundamentalism in all its forms. Jews, Catholics, Baptists, I think they are all potty…

— Warren Mitchell

I gotta go to the bathroom," Emby mumbles. "You should have thought of that before you left," says Hayden, putting on his best mother…

— Neal Shusterman

A child can go only so far in life without potty training. It is not mere coincidence that six of the last seven presidents…

— Dave Barry

In Paris in 1964 was the first time I ever heard Dylan at all. Paul got the record (The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan) from a…

— John Lennon

Gordon Gekko was right: greed is good. Because, the potty-trained Republicans have now stepped forward - like the Koch brothers - to say, 'You…

— Bill Maher

“Brianna is supposed to go potty INSIDE but sometimes has accidents OUTSIDE! And Daisy is supposed to go potty OUTSIDE but sometimes has accidents…

— Rachel Renée Russell

“There was another time when Mike was really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta…

— Chester Bennington

I'd like to refocus everyone's attention away from the Kardashians and onto Doctors Without Borders or aid workers. Let's redefine scandal. Scandal is not…

— Olivia Wilde

I think-I need to ask an embarrassing question. Do you think I could borrow a pair of scrubs? I-uh-my pants-" "Oh!" Cried the poor…

— Maggie Stiefvater