Yes, damn it, I love you! But the bedroom is not the…

You don't need a Harvard MBA to know that the bedroom and the boardroom are just two sides of the same ballgame.

— Stephen Fry

“I’m sorry about our honeymoon,” Marlboro Man said when we woke up the next morning. It was 4:30, still dark outside, and we were…

— Ree Drummond

You ought to pity me 'cause there's always one man to love/ But in the bedroom the size of him's more than enough.

— Lady Gaga

A lot of gay men have a lot of sex. That's what we do. But I've stopped all that-the revolving door into my bedroom.…

— Julian Clary

When you've got a mother who's given birth to eight children, you know, often without any kind of medical intervention - just she gave…

— Caitlin Moran

Miami Beach - that's where I grew up, in a middle-class Jewish family led by my maternal grandfather. Me, my great-grandmother - a Holocaust…

— Brett Ratner

“You know," he said, "under normal circumstances, you inviting me to the bedroom would be the highlight of my day." I crossed my arms…

— Richelle Mead

There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within,…

— Charlie Sheen

My boy always wants to play football, but I have to hide the balls. I lock them in a bedroom; otherwis,e he will just…

— Kyle Walker

Jared glared. Some people, Kami knew, had bedroom eyes. She was saddened to have to admit that Jared had filthy alleyway eyes.

— Sarah Rees Brennan

Obviously, the state's responsibility should be to legislate rules for a well-ordered society. It has no right or duty to creep into the bedrooms…

— Pierre Trudeau

I think the best Thanksgiving we ever had was one where we didn't even have a turkey. Mom and Dad sat us kids down…

— Jack Handey

The first thing I hear when I wake up is the sea, which is so close to our house that its reflections from the…

— Craig Brown

Upload Radio is a new venture offering content creators and bedroom DJs the chance to get their own programmes on the air by buying…

— David Hepworth

I separated the joints, the arm joints, the leg joints, and had to do two boilings. I think I used four boxes of Soilex…

— Jeffrey Dahmer