Skip to content

Portrait of Trey Parker

Trey Parker

(1969) Screenwriter United States

113 quotes in 627 categories

Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet

Trey Parker is a screenwriter from the United States, best known for South Park.

Quick Facts About Trey Parker

Born: October 19, 1969
Nationality: United States
Profession: Screenwriter
Notable works: South Park

About Trey Parker

Trey Parker, full name Randolph Severn Parker III, is an American animator, writer, producer, director, songwriter and actor best known for co‑creating South Park and the musical The Book of Mormon with Matt Stone.

Awards & Honors

Tony Award for Best Book of a Musical The Game Awards − Best Performance Laurence Olivier Awards Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Animated Program Tony Award for Best Direction of a Musical Annie Award Peabody Awards Tony Award for Best Original Score

Quotes by Trey Parker · Page 2

A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world.

Image

You can't make experimental work by copying past work.

Image

When you're watching 'Armageddon,' and the Aerosmith song starts... Super funny.

Image

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.

Image

I like to fancy myself more of a musician than anything else.

Image

Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.

Image

The 'Beavis and Butt-head' movie was just a movie-length version of the TV show.

Image

Something is cool until everyone thinks it's cool.

Image

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

Comedy

Image

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and…

Far right

Image

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

Image

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

Farewell

Image

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how…

Children

Image

“The most punk-rock thing you can do in L.A. is to say ‘George Bush is fucking awesome’ instead of talking about how…

Image

I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing, so friends…

Family

Image

I think you could take any Bruckheimer movie and do it with puppets, and it would be screamingly funny.

Image

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would…

Image

“The basis of all reasoning is the mind's awareness of itself. What we think, the external objects we perceive, are all like…

Consciousness

Image

We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says,…

Image

To me, every episode is like a song, and every season is like an album. There's that part of the day when…

Albums

Image

It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has…

Big heart

Image

My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and…

Actor

Image

We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life photo of…

Decision

Image

My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was…

Evening

Image

When you're superhot, you don't have the time to enjoy being superhot, because you're working your ass off. By the time we…

Image

I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.

Little time

Image

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

Image

There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.

Cigarette

Image

When I was a kid, to me, the Evergreen Players were the big time.

Image

Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective.

Child

Image

Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.

Beginning

Image

Colorado's right next to Utah - you know, Mormon Central.

Image

I don't even know where Russia and Mexico are.

Image

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

Image

Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!

Frisbee

Image

I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching…

Election

Image

Most people I know are not hard-core religious people. They are what I would call 'lightly religious.' So I don't buy the…

Image

Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption.

Being

Image

I've never met a Mormon I didn't like. They're really nice people. They're so Disney. They're so Rodgers and Hammerstein.

Disney

Image

I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's…

Image

Trey Parker by topic

People (24)