“He winked at me over her head, causing my bra to try and unclasp itself in sweet surrender.” — Tracy Brogan Surrender Copy Share Image
“Calamity-ville horror plagued by mold and termites and a faulty foundation.” — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past. May your hands be forever… — Tracy Brogan Bride and groom Copy Share Image
“A crooked old man had been playing solitaire in there with an actual deck of cards when she and Chloe had arrived.… — Tracy Brogan Deck of cards Copy Share Image
“Ugh! Talking to the sperm-donor-formerly-known-as-my-husband was just the garlic frosting I needed on this total piece of shit day.” — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“and our marriage dissolved, like margarita salt on the tongue, leaving behind the bitter aftertaste of something that started out sweet but… — Tracy Brogan Marriage Copy Share Image
“Life is to be embraced. It’s meant to be lived and enjoyed. Make your mistakes, but make them with gusto and learn… — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“Should I tell her I was tired because her father is a deplorable excuse for a man who ruined my outlook on… — Tracy Brogan Life Copy Share Image
“Birthday wishes did not come true, any more than wishes made on puffy dandelions blown into the breeze or pennies tossed into… — Tracy Brogan Birthday Copy Share Image
“Her life was more like a series of tattered Post-it notes with hastily scribbled goals written in dull pencil. Some of them… — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“Life had a way of shifting under her feet like quicksand and she had learned to just make the best of it.… — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“Her head practically swiveled, and her laser-beam stare honed in on Ryan, thoroughly scrutinizing him. He’d felt less violated after a TSA… — Tracy Brogan Heart Copy Share Image
“Siri, what’s a femme fatale?” Chloe asked her phone. “It’s a dishonest woman who uses feminine wiles to manipulate men,” Emily responded… — Tracy Brogan Femme fatale Copy Share Image
“Apparently while I was reading The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Dating, he’d read The Guide to Dating a Complete Idiot.” — Tracy Brogan Idiot Copy Share Image
“popcorn, with Jordan fast on her heels. They sprinted into the dense growth of the overburdened flower beds and began running zigzag… — Tracy Brogan Flower Copy Share Image
