Tom Green

I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20.

— Tom Green

We've been increasingly fiscally conservative, knowing this could happen.

— Tom Green

I really missed what I'd done on Rogers Cable, which was shooting and editing all my own stuff.

— Tom Green

I like to do something that gets a real reaction from people.

— Tom Green

I've always found success in sort of separating myself from the pack mentality things.

— Tom Green

Not many people get that chance to have multiple studios wanting you to make a movie with them.

— Tom Green

I like keeping people guessing. I like to have fun with them wondering if I'm sane or not.

— Tom Green

It was just a very short period of time that I had a brief marriage.

— Tom Green

Comedy is delivered to people in the same form that music is being delivered: by YouTube. People are sharing music and comedy…

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It's so nice to be able to get up on stage and just say the most disgusting, ridiculous, outrageous, offensive thing, knowing…

— Tom Green

Before, there was a general lack of respect for the numbers the School Committee came up with and for the way their…

— Tom Green

When I started doing stand-up again, a lot of it was coming from an angrier place, and I quickly learned that doesn't…

— Tom Green

It's dreadfully dead. The options took up a good lot of the volume at the opening, but in between there was nothing,

— Tom Green

I lived in my parents' basement until the age of 25 while I was trying to get my TV show off the ground.

— Tom Green

We all borrow and steal and copy from each other, and that's the way I think people get inspired.

— Tom Green

I clearly remember what it was like before Facebook and before cellphones. They didn't have any of that when I was in…

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I'm incredibly proud to bring back 'Tom Green Live' for a third season on AXS TV. AXS TV's commitment to unique, out-of-the-box…

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It bothers me when people say 'shock comic' or 'gross-out' because that was only one type of comedy I did. There was…

— Tom Green

The tech rally looked good this morning, but after an hour they went to far too fast, ... You're getting six-month performance…

— Tom Green

I found myself trying to work within the Los Angeles system. I had an agent and a manager, which I still do,…

— Tom Green

I do sometimes talk about my cancer because that's something people relate to a lot, as we're all going to die. Because…

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My show on MTV, as outrageous as it was, it was also making a point, which was, 'Look at what we're doing…

— Tom Green

I'm talking about some real subjects and issues in my standup. I'm attempting to make a point about technology and how it's…

— Tom Green

Everyone on 'The Apprentice' hates each other. They put you in a room, and they don't give you anything to do. They…

— Tom Green

I think somebody getting repulsed is a positive reaction. Any reaction is positive.

— Tom Green

I've always liked outrageous comedy and pushing the envelope.

— Tom Green

If something becomes mean-spirited and hurtful, it's not funny.

— Tom Green

It's a good day for the market led by Northern Telecom, ... It's a carry-through from Nortel's supposedly good numbers last night.

— Tom Green

He saw a crack in the defense and luckily he made it and got fouled. But he is a senior and a…

— Tom Green

I grew up practically getting into this business because of David Letterman. I wanted to do comedy-based interviews.

— Tom Green

Governance has been halted. There are a lot of things that need to be done, but she's not up to it. Those…

— Tom Green

This market is just trying to get to Christmas because it really doesn't know what it's doing, ... It's just hopefully going…

— Tom Green

As comedians, we all get into that mode of thinking of the worst thing imaginable - but you usually have the ability…

— Tom Green

The truth of the matter is, I worry about nearly every bit I've ever done. I'm very critical of myself.

— Tom Green

It's all Northern Telecom, ... It was U.S. selling; they just started selling it and it took a lot of the other…

— Tom Green

In the short term, it appears the worst may be over and people are putting some money to work here,

— Tom Green

Whenever you go on TV, there are so many checks and balances; it's a big business with a lot of rules. Stand-up…

— Tom Green

Yes, I worked hard to put together an experimental show on a budget of zero. But I was not being exploited by…

— Tom Green

The easiest way to win the competition for eyeballs in the digital age is to broadcast bad behavior. People like watching train…

— Tom Green

I don't want to make fun of somebody because of the way they look, where they're from, or their religion.

— Tom Green