All I'm saying is that I rarely find myself pointing to Sean Penn's love life thinking, 'I want to be like that.' — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
I'm a pansy when compared to the men and women of the United States military. — Steven Crowder Army Copy Share Image
When it comes to efficiency, standardized tests almost sound heaven-sent. — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
How can the country that created electricity, the light bulb, modern cinema as we know it, and the Oscar Meyer Weenie Whistle… — Steven Crowder Cinema Copy Share Image
I guess as far as leftists are concerned, the United States can't qualify as a 'cultured society' simply because we've actually created… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
For people who seem so hell-bent on multiculturalism, why can't liberals understand that free enterprise/freedom is a part of the American Culture? — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
North Korea is really just the kid who decided he'd be 'all out crazy,' hoping people would be scared off by the… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
I still can't decide which is silliest; a person believing in a God who 'isn't there,' or a person offended by a… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
When Barack Obama tries to continually weasel his ever-expanding government into the private sector or does something like try to sneak the… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
Ever since my grade school days, as I mastered the art of 'faking sick' and I stumbled across 'The View,' I've been… — Steven Crowder Art Copy Share Image
To a straight man, the notion of walking around as a coiffed, waxed, nail-polish-wearing, lispy dude is uproariously absurd. As people, we… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, when I kick back with some barbecue and a CokeZero in front of a blockbuster film… — Steven Crowder American culture Copy Share Image
Hollywood, we get it. The Christian faith just doesn't work for you 'in the long run.' However, for a large percentage of… — Steven Crowder Christian faith Copy Share Image
It's no secret that the environmental movement is ultimately designed to create new inroads into increased government control. All of the shots… — Steven Crowder Climate Copy Share Image
Standardized tests don't care if you're white or black, short or tall, or even the rate at which you learned the course… — Steven Crowder Day Copy Share Image
To all you men out there who want to use turning the other cheek as an excuse for your weakness... man up!… — Steven Crowder Confidence Copy Share Image
There are a lot of misconceptions regarding the Bush tax cuts, all of them deliberately propagated by none other than President Obama… — Steven Crowder Lie Copy Share Image
When I see out-of-shape, overweight people huffing and puffing in the gym, my eyes well up with tears of pride. I want… — Steven Crowder Exercise Copy Share Image
Contrary to what most of Hollywood will tell you, the men and women of our armed forces are the best among us.… — Steven Crowder Armed forces Copy Share Image
I'm guessing that ability to withstand peer pressure and adhere to one's values might translate to the kind of backbone necessary for… — Steven Crowder Backbone Copy Share Image
I can tell you beyond any doubt, that my lady is able to control herself and stick to her values regardless of… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
Living in N.Y.C. has truly awakened me to the New York elite and their penchant for the city's self-described brilliant public transit… — Steven Crowder City Copy Share Image
Is discipline (both mental and physical) in place of coddling truly child abuse? I don't know, but it sure as hell is… — Steven Crowder Abuse Copy Share Image
I think that if every Christian acted like Christ, the world would be a better place. If every Muslim acted like Muhammad,… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
People can hold any opinion that they want on any subject that they choose. Just don't proactively lie to people. It's a… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
The painful truth is that in its attempt to remain 'morally neutral,' Hollywood is causing us to raise a nation of cads… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
'America has no culture!' is a phrase that we've all heard many times in our lives. As is often the case, a… — Steven Crowder America Copy Share Image
As someone who comes from a family of lifers (along with my wife), I just want to say, flat out... Marriage is… — Steven Crowder Family Copy Share Image
Religious extremism. We hear about it all the time. We see it all the time. Heck, most of us are just sick… — Steven Crowder Extremism Copy Share Image
Who'd have thought that living life like a dime store floozy throughout your formative years could negatively affect your decision-making ability or… — Steven Crowder Formative years Copy Share Image
For years, young adults have adopted extremely liberal world views in their attempts to be different, ultimately failing to see the irony… — Steven Crowder Irony Copy Share Image
Strength training is a fantastic microcosm for a man's life: pushing yourself through discomfort, every single day, is the only way to… — Steven Crowder Day Copy Share Image
I am consistently amazed at Sean Hannity's inability to host his own show. He's a dear, dear man - a very nice… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
I know plenty of people my age that will never get married because they genuinely believe the false cultural meme that marriage… — Steven Crowder Age Copy Share Image
People come to this country because they view our culture as the best. It is a culture free of persecution, a culture… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
In an increasingly complex world, with courseloads becoming heavier and heavier, shouldn't we be opting for more accountability when it comes to… — Steven Crowder Accountability Copy Share Image
You can be a namby-pamby leftie, a gun-toting neo-con, or a soft, indecisive moderate. I really don't care. Just don't lie to… — Steven Crowder Care Copy Share Image
Tinseltown really likes to think that they have a handle on all things 'love.' After all, they've turned it into a billion… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
Looking back, when I was fourteen, I aspired to... be the best believer, husband, father, businessman, and man of integrity that I… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
Men get together, and they complain about their wives because it's what they feel they're supposed to do. It's as phony as… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
