While the cat's away, you may find the rats getting damned uppity. — Simon R. Green Cat Copy Share Image
“Just because we protect the world, it doesn’t mean the world is always grateful.” — Simon R. Green Grateful Copy Share Image
There has been peace. There will be peace again. But right now, we have work to do. — Simon R. Green Peace Copy Share Image
“No Tax on Liquor(also known as the Who’s for a Party Party)” — Simon R. Green Party Copy Share Image
“Someone’s looking for a short sharp visit from the Slap Fairy,” said Melody.” — Simon R. Green Melody Copy Share Image
“sometimes dreams are all that can keep you going. Give them up, and you’re dead.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“What am I going to do with all these bodies?" Said Jimmy, just a bit plaintively."I can't keep them, I don't have… — Simon R. Green Cupboard Copy Share Image
“I’m exempt from anything I damned will feel like on the grounds that I’ll kick anyone’s ass who says otherwise.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
After all, you’re only an immortal until someone manages to kill you. After that, you were just long-lived. — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
When God wanted a city levelled, or all the first-born slaughtered in one night, he sent an angel. — Simon R. Green Angel Copy Share Image
“You’re the only man I know who makes the sign of the cross when confronted with broccoli.” — Simon R. Green Cross Copy Share Image
Last night I dreamed I was still human, but now I have woken up, into something better. Farewell, my friends, farewell. — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you can’t save everyone. Sometimes all you can do... is kill a whole bunch of people.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
You want me to sneak up on an angel and rip out its pinfeathers, so you can make a fashion statement? — Simon R. Green Angel Copy Share Image
“My name is John Taylor. I’m a private eye, specialising in cases of the weird and uncanny. I don’t solve murders, I… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“What value can one ordinary man have in a magical world? What can a mortal bring to the affairs of immortals? Insight.… — Simon R. Green Character Copy Share Image
Are you sure this is a good idea?' whispered the unicorn. 'No,' said Rupert. 'But it's our best chance to find a… — Simon R. Green Chance Copy Share Image
“He's been going on about the End of All Things for as long as I've known him," she said carelessly. "And we're… — Simon R. Green Humor Copy Share Image
“I love to dance!" she said cheerfully. "Sometimes I think the whole world should be put to music and choreographed!" "This being… — Simon R. Green Dance Copy Share Image
Eddie Drood: Is this why we become agents? To play games, to chase after secrets that are rarely worth all the blood… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
I take it you know my companion?" Oh,yes!" said Savage, his smile disappearing. "We know all about Ruby Journey. Please don't let… — Simon R. Green Companion Copy Share Image
“Toby had spent three years living in the East End of London, back when he was a student, an area that would… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
We are in the dark places of the earth," said Madman. "Where all the ancient and most dangerous secrets are kept. There… — Simon R. Green Ancient Copy Share Image
“Too many people live the lives other people think they ought to, following orders they don't agree with, for causes they don't… — Simon R. Green Following orders Copy Share Image
Wait. You've got principles? We'll have to update your file. — Simon R. Green Principles Copy Share Image
The only good hero is the kind who survives to talk about merchandising. — Simon R. Green Good hero Copy Share Image
“Worship Me Like the Goddess I Am or There Will Be Some Serious Smiting." Jubilee” — Simon R. Green Jubilee Copy Share Image
Sometimes humour is all we have to say the things that can't be said. — Simon R. Green Comedy Copy Share Image
“I am the scalpel that cuts out infection, and the heartbreak that makes men wiser.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
Though I often run out of courage and good sense, stubbornness keeps me going. — Simon R. Green Courage Copy Share Image
You know, sometimes I swear the whole universe runs on irony. — Simon R. Green Irony Copy Share Image
Never go anywhere without condiments. Condiments are our friends. — Simon R. Green Condiments Copy Share Image
“The truth might set you free, but there’s nothing that says you have to be grateful.” — Simon R. Green Grateful Copy Share Image
“No damned thing from the vasty deeps is going to get the better of me in my own home.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“I am in charge, therefore I am officially the only one allowed to panic.” — Simon R. Green Anxiety Copy Share Image
“This isn't Hell, it's the Nightside. Thought sometime you can see Hell from here.” — Simon R. Green Hell Copy Share Image
