“What's being crazy like?" Wyatt blurted. "That depends, Enslow. What's being tactless and completely inappropriate like?” — S.J. Kincaid Copy Share Image
“Oh, and I died horribly at your hands. Gruesome murder is always a foundation for a beautiful friendship!” — S.J. Kincaid Beautiful friendship Copy Share Image
“Whenever he closed his eyes, he still saw her flying, fighting with ferocious genius. He still remembered that kiss.” — S.J. Kincaid Copy Share Image
“He had to live out the entirety of his life as Dalton Prestwick. It was really a worse fate than anything Tom… — S.J. Kincaid Copy Share Image
“We thought you fell down a hole and died somewhere." "Close. I was with Blackburn.” — S.J. Kincaid Copy Share Image
“If I met a horse that looked like you, I’d find that horse attractive.” — S.J. Kincaid Copy Share Image
“If there was a horse and the horse looked like you, I would find that horse attractive.” — S.J. Kincaid Copy Share Image
“And he'd definitely never expected to ever have to tell someone, "All right, no killing and eating me, okay? I'm ready to… — S.J. Kincaid Copy Share Image
“Tom finally understood why his father saw humanity as worthless. It was hard to see much fundamental value in anything when the… — S.J. Kincaid Bad guy Copy Share Image
“I would not just disappear into a void as though I'd never existed. I would not accept that I was less than… — S.J. Kincaid Copy Share Image
“You're a spelling bee champ, aren't you, White Fang? How do you spell, 'If I don't learn to speak to my betters… — S.J. Kincaid Copy Share Image
“Those are some of the most powerful people in the world, and you swamped them in sewage! If you had real friends,… — S.J. Kincaid Friendship Copy Share Image
“He began to understand suddenly what friends were for: they reminded you that things weren't so bad after all. Reminded you never… — S.J. Kincaid Comedy Copy Share Image
“Is that the only way?" Tom asked her. "Vik and I tried net-sending with a thought interface during Programming once, but I… — S.J. Kincaid Copy Share Image
“She needs a proper supervillain name. Man Hands isn't doing it for me." "You're right. How about 'Evil Wench from the Darkest… — S.J. Kincaid Evil Copy Share Image
“There really was nothing firm, nothing certain. Even here, even at this place where he thought he’d found something permanent—everything could change… — S.J. Kincaid Permanent change Copy Share Image
“You’ve downloaded this information,” Cromwell said briskly, “so let’s make sure you understand it. We’ve been examining the evolution of combat, weaponry,… — S.J. Kincaid Combat Copy Share Image
“Tyrus stepped down from his dais, and he was blinding like the sun itself with his halo of hair done in the… — S.J. Kincaid Madly in love Copy Share Image
“Your head could fit in the muzzle of this thing," Vik said, awestruck. "Seriously. Come on and let's see." "I'm not sticking… — S.J. Kincaid Copy Share Image
“That's lucky?" Tom repeated bitterly. "Lucky now means 'worst case scenario ever,' then. That's great. Good to know." "Sir," Blackburn corrected. "You… — S.J. Kincaid Copy Share Image
“Tom became distracted by the sight of his own boobs. He reached down to grab them. Wyatt cleared her throat. "What?" Tom… — S.J. Kincaid Copy Share Image
“There's a dead guy on our floor," Tom pointed out. "Yeah, that's Beamer, our neighbor." Vik stepped over Tom's bed, and kicked… — S.J. Kincaid Copy Share Image
“He likes her." "Yuri, no!" Vik said. Yuri turned redder, confirming it. "Yuri, come on, man," Tom cried. Yuri gave a helpless… — S.J. Kincaid Copy Share Image
“Medusa's lips split with that challenging smile, and for a second he recognized her somehow, he knew her on some primal level,… — S.J. Kincaid Medusa Copy Share Image
“The Emperor wishes me to send my innocent little lamb to the slaughter. No. Instead, I’ll send him my anaconda.” — S.J. Kincaid Emperor Copy Share Image
“Are you guys seriously messing around with real weapons?" she exclaimed. "It's like you want Darwin Awards!" Tom flushed, and set his… — S.J. Kincaid Weapon Copy Share Image
“Tom just stood there, sword in hand, a huge grin on his lips. He stared at Medusa and Medusa stared at him,… — S.J. Kincaid Dreams come true Copy Share Image
