“THIS is why I'm single―I'm fat, I'm funny and I won't take it up the bum.” — Rae Earl Funny Copy Share Image
“Some people are doing Ouija boards at school but I'm not touching that shit. Knowing my luck, bloody Jack the Ripper would… — Rae Earl Copy Share Image
“I wish I was Rapunzel Letting down her hair But at the bottom of my tower There's nobody stood there. No prince… — Rae Earl Princess Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it feels like dying is the only way out of this mess. I've never felt so much despair. But I don't… — Rae Earl Death Copy Share Image
You can spend the rest of your life being afraid of people rejecting you. You have to start by not rejecting yourself.… — Rae Earl Copy Share Image
I want to be loved. Oh, it's SO CORNY, isn't it?! But I just want to be loved by a bloke that… — Rae Earl Copy Share Image
“What is it about men in dinner jackets?! Black tie makes even the most geeky bloke look gorgeous, and as for the… — Rae Earl Black tie Copy Share Image
“She reckons most of those models eat about one carrot a week, chew cotton wool like race horse jockeys to keep thin,… — Rae Earl Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I catch myself in shop windows and I take up so much space. I see my outline. it's not me. Wish… — Rae Earl Shop windows Copy Share Image
