“If abortion is murder then blowjobs are cannibalism.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Abortion Copy Share Image
“It's hard to argue over money when a girl flashes you her pussy.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Amsterdam Copy Share Image
“Every time a dog humps your leg, you're being raped. #metoo” — Oliver Markus Malloy Animal Copy Share Image
“Introverts think about more than just being introverts.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Deep thoughts Copy Share Image
“It's easy not to abuse your power when you don't actually have any power.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Being self-employed means you work 12 hours a day for yourself so you don't have to work 8 hours a day for someone else.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Author-quotes Copy Share Image
“If it's true that men and women can be 'just friends' then how come all cheaters first start out as 'just friends?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Cheaters Copy Share Image
“Why do women love to read about sexually aggressive billionaire bad boy alpha males but condemn the same behavior in real life?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Bad boy Copy Share Image
“Most people don't think for themselves. They just regurgitate someone else's opinion and pass it off as their own.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Atheism-quotes Copy Share Image
“Fun fact: Kennedy was the first catholic president. Obama was the first black president. Trump is the first mentally ill president.” — Oliver Markus Malloy American politics Copy Share Image
“Christians believe that God loves you sooo much... he created hell, just in case you don't love him back.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Atheism-quotes Copy Share Image
“Why ban guns? Let's give everyone rocket launchers! What could possibly go wrong?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Amendment Copy Share Image
“The fictitious men in romance novels are as fake and imaginary as vampires. They're not real.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“A lot of women are ashamed of their pussies. They think it's not pretty enough. Not the right color. Or the lips… — Oliver Markus Malloy Ashamed Copy Share Image
“Many fundamentalist Christian Evangelicals are racist because religion and racism are two sides of the same coin. Both are nothing more than… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Men feel about sex the way vampires feel about blood. They don't just like it, they crave it. That's why vampire stories… — Oliver Markus Malloy Erotica Copy Share Image
“Daily mass killings are a uniquely American problem, because in America every halfwit can get his hands on a gun. You know… — Oliver Markus Malloy America Copy Share Image
“Nobody has ever killed themselves over a broken arm. But every day, thousands of people kill themselves because of a broken heart.… — Oliver Markus Malloy Abuse Copy Share Image
“Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." Plato "To know even one life has breathed easier because you have… — Oliver Markus Malloy Fighting hard Copy Share Image
“If you think of yourself as a follower of Christ’s teachings, if you consider yourself a good person, you are morally obligated… — Oliver Markus Malloy Anti capitalism Copy Share Image
“Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much… — Oliver Markus Malloy Better person Copy Share Image
“Right now we live in an age of extreme Political Correctness. It has gone way too far. I hope it's just a… — Oliver Markus Malloy Censorship Copy Share Image
“Don't ever think you're better than a drug addict, because your brain works the same as theirs. You have the same circuits.… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Bad Goodreads reviews are cyberbullying: attacking someone with an undeserved 1 star review and cruel insults. Goodreads bullies trash the author's hard… — Oliver Markus Malloy Author-quotes Copy Share Image
“Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“I grew up in Germany. Europe is far more liberal than America. Even most conservative right-wing parties over there are to the… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Have you ever played Monopoly? It's a board game designed to teach kids capitalism. And what happens in the end? The winner… — Oliver Markus Malloy Anti capitalism Copy Share Image
“In Germany, people will agree in theory that prostitution should be legal, but they usually won't admit that they themselves have ever… — Oliver Markus Malloy Germany Copy Share Image
“In Europe, nobody will bleep you, if you want to say a "bad" word on TV. The idea that some self-righteous little… — Oliver Markus Malloy American culture Copy Share Image
“You only get one life. Don't waste it. Enjoy the ride. Do what makes you happy.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Anyone else think the money for the wall would be better spent rebuilding Texas and Florida?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Money Copy Share Image
“If Fifty Shades is your idea of a good book, you have no idea what a good book is.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Author-quotes Copy Share Image
“People don't believe in God because it's true, but because they were the victims of early childhood indoctrination.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Atheism Copy Share Image
“When a guy calls you hot, he's looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he's looking at your face.… — Oliver Markus Malloy Beauty quotes Copy Share Image
“Most Christian holidays were Pagan holidays first. Christmas trees and Easter eggs have absolutely nothing to do with Jesus. They are Pagan… — Oliver Markus Malloy Atheism-quotes Copy Share Image
“Progressive policies make your life better. Republican policies make billionaires richer and your life worse. Every lie Trump and Fox News tell… — Oliver Markus Malloy American politics Copy Share Image
“Trump's most fanatic supporters will never admit that he is anything less than the Second Coming of Christ, because it is much… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Some people looove to feel offended because it makes them feel important. When your only tool is a hammer, suddenly every problem… — Oliver Markus Malloy Funny but true Copy Share Image
“No matter what you do, no matter what you say, someone out there will proclaim how outraged they are, because they think… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
