Man invented the gods. Then the gods went off on their own, but not far. — Mason Cooley God Copy Share Image
Only those in comfortable circumstances think love is the most important thing. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
The plastic surgeon's knife slashes at time, which may seem to retreat, but then keeps on coming. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
At sixty, I know little more about wisdom than I did at thirty, but I know a great deal more about folly. — Mason Cooley Folly Copy Share Image
Arrogance rides triumphantly through the gates, barely glancing at the old woman about to cut the rope and spring shut the trap. — Mason Cooley Arrogance Copy Share Image
Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Cheap thrill: moral outrage revels in its own innocence and in the guilt of the wicked Others. — Mason Cooley Adventure Copy Share Image
Old among the young, poor among the rich, I adopt an air of indefinable superiority. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
The squabbles of philandering Zeus and shrewish Hera are the Greeks' comment on married life. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Idleness makes people feeble and peevish. Work makes them stalwart and prone to anger. — Mason Cooley Anger Copy Share Image
