“Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting.” — Leslie Langtry Copy Share Image
“Rule #1: If you can make it look like someone else did it, go for it.” — Leslie Langtry Copy Share Image
“Things are pretty black and white when your options are either live or die.” — Leslie Langtry Black and white Copy Share Image
“There's something about dealing in death that brings out the maternal in me.” — Leslie Langtry Death Copy Share Image
“You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style." —Vladimir Nabokov” — Leslie Langtry Copy Share Image
“On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone will drop to zero." —Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club” — Leslie Langtry Copy Share Image
“I really hate latex gloves. It's like when you pump gas and get some on your hands, and you smell those chemical… — Leslie Langtry Copy Share Image
“Assassin fun fact #1: Did you know you could kill someone with a simple overdose of table salt?” — Leslie Langtry Assassin Copy Share Image
“Ita feri ut se mori sentiat." ("Strike him so that he can feel he is dying.") —Suetonius” — Leslie Langtry Copy Share Image
“It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen” — Leslie Langtry Copy Share Image
“Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." —P. J. O'Rourke” — Leslie Langtry Copy Share Image
“Murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner." —Oscar Wilde” — Leslie Langtry Dinner Copy Share Image
“Death. The eternal blink. The capricious dance of Now You Stop Moving Forever. Well, contrary to popular belief, death isn't just for… — Leslie Langtry Contrary to popular belief Copy Share Image
“The elevator turned out to be slower than the damned train at Disney World. And it played “The Girl from Ipanema” in… — Leslie Langtry Copy Share Image
“Oh my God. I just got dumped by a red headed mortician in a funeral home named Crummy's, after pretending to be… — Leslie Langtry Copy Share Image
“Dekker kicked out, connecting with my left shin, and I dropped him for a second. That was all the time he needed… — Leslie Langtry Humor Copy Share Image
“A teenage boy with a Mohawk sat across from me, sneering. I’d seen that look before. Why was it a problem to… — Leslie Langtry Assassins Copy Share Image
