Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. — Kinky Friedman Animal Copy Share Image
Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
“why did i so passionately require the truth? because all great fiction is true” — Kinky Friedman Truth Copy Share Image
Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry; I'm running against apathy. — Kinky Friedman Apathy Copy Share Image
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
“I have found that in this business, one of the most important things is sincerity. If you can fake that, you can… — Kinky Friedman Business Copy Share Image
Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the… — Kinky Friedman Cat Copy Share Image
I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him. — Kinky Friedman Country Copy Share Image
One thing we are sure of is there's no one like Nelson Mandela out there. That's too bad for us. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I don't think where people come from is that important. It doesn't matter if you come from reality TV. The question is… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
That's the government. Having been a politician and a musician, I can tell you which one is a higher calling. If musicians… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
The only thing that really differentiates Texas from any other place in the world is the proclivity of its people to urinate… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason… — Kinky Friedman Candidate Copy Share Image
The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I've been in true love many times. I just try to avoid it as much as possible. For if there's one thing… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never… — Kinky Friedman Countryside Copy Share Image
Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun… — Kinky Friedman Friday Copy Share Image
My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets… — Kinky Friedman Borders Copy Share Image
It wasn't a healthy attitude, but it wasn't really a healthy world. — Kinky Friedman Attitude Copy Share Image
When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York. — Kinky Friedman Health Copy Share Image
You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with. — Kinky Friedman Casablanca Copy Share Image
My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back. — Kinky Friedman Commandments Copy Share Image
The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system. — Kinky Friedman Education Copy Share Image
There is a difference between who is important and who is significant. — Kinky Friedman Difference Copy Share Image
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