Kevin Hart

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO!!!

— Kevin Hart

You see my eyes huh? Roll em!

— Kevin Hart

My goal is to make everyone and anyone a fan.

— Kevin Hart

The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!

— Kevin Hart

The beauty of me being on stage is I have a voice.

— Kevin Hart

Alright,Alright,Alriight.!, You gone learn today.!

— Kevin Hart

I don't use Twitter for bad.

— Kevin Hart

I'm not a big politics guy.

— Kevin Hart

So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.

— Kevin Hart

Ariitteee ariiiiteee arriiiitttteee!! You gon' learn today!

— Kevin Hart

I want to reach the status of becoming a mogul. And the only way you get there is by work.

— Kevin Hart

I took my daughter to the father-daughter dance, and I cried like a little baby.

— Kevin Hart

“But at times, life is random if not downright stupid”

— Kevin Hart

~That face you make when you hear your name in people's conversation

— Kevin Hart

People don't want to hear about me having leather walls or gold toilets.

— Kevin Hart

Bieber has 10 million fans - most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one.

— Kevin Hart

The most important thing for a director is being able to communicate. When you communicate comfortably, regardless of what you're saying, it…

— Kevin Hart

I don't have to change anything. I think that's the secret to comedy. You want to be universal and appeal to everyone.

— Kevin Hart

Men and women do think differently, and frankly, we don't understand each other. Not at all! But that's what makes relationships so…

— Kevin Hart

The movies and all that stuff are great, but the fact that I'm in a position to do what I want to…

— Kevin Hart

Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you so much baby; Second week: Together forever; Third week: Single..

— Kevin Hart

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin. And let me tell you 1 more…

— Kevin Hart

“Every experience is a potential life lesson. Even if you don't appreciate it at the time, each struggle in the present is…

— Kevin Hart

If BITCH'S got shit to say about you just listen to everthinq they say cause they just want to be you one…

— Kevin Hart

I had a great time being a salesman because of the pitches that I gave when I was selling shoes. However, I…

— Kevin Hart

What What.. Im By Myself.. What What.. Im By Myself.. What Im Gon Do.. What Im Gon Do.. Ima Beat My Dick..…

— Kevin Hart

I can honestly say, after talking about my mom passing away, I got the biggest weight off of my chest. Comedy is…

— Kevin Hart

My road to success was a long road to success was a long road. You get out of something what you put…

— Kevin Hart

When you're doing a film and the majority of the film is cast black, for me, it's most important to get people…

— Kevin Hart

I just got punked by a homeless man, he asked me 4 some $ so I gave him $5..this bitch had the…

— Kevin Hart

One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know how you know when you lost a…

— Kevin Hart

“I’m chasing after that Holy Shit effect. If this sounds arrogant, that’s because it is. If you don’t believe in your own…

— Kevin Hart

Alrite, Alrite, alrite , you gone learn today.

— Kevin Hart

I loveeeeeeeeeee yuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

— Kevin Hart

“I'm chasing after that Holy Shit Effect.”

— Kevin Hart

Laughing is when a smile has a orgasm

— Kevin Hart

No, rats are out side, mice are inside.

— Kevin Hart

Real talk I kills niggas...

— Kevin Hart

I try to be funny and not ignorant.

— Kevin Hart

I've been known to preach.

— Kevin Hart