Joe Teti

The faster you can signal for rescue, the faster you get out of that situation.

— Joe Teti

Everywhere you go, mother nature's throwing some curve-ball at you.

— Joe Teti

Dude, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

— Joe Teti

Survival protocol says follow water out, and that's exactly what we're going to do.

— Joe Teti

Apparently Matts been busier than a centipede at a toe counting contest.

— Joe Teti

After 20 years in special operations trust me, I know my body.

— Joe Teti

Hiking up a hill is an ass kicker, going downhill is a little easier.

— Joe Teti

All this is, is a nine hundred dollar hammer.

— Joe Teti

If you don't have your game-face on, you're going to go home either to a hospital or to a casket.

— Joe Teti

I'm very confident that if I get close to one of these pigs, i could put the smack down on it.

— Joe Teti

Mother Nature is a relentless ruthless killer. She don't give a damn if you get home to your family.

— Joe Teti

The terrain is thinner, the vegetation is greener, that's a good sign we're getting close to the coast.

— Joe Teti

The decided to go exploring, be Indiana Jones they don't have a light they don't have a map you're a screwed with…

— Joe Teti

I know this guy is a musician so I hope he can play us a tune that could get us the hell…

— Joe Teti

I'm normally not at a loss of words but I am a little taken aback by what you're wearing; it's a little…

— Joe Teti

I ran across a rattlesnake once in New Mexico, you know what I did with it, chopped its head off and we…

— Joe Teti

I don't know about you, but rattlesnake sounds pretty damn good right now.

— Joe Teti

This is teamwork; this is what it's all about.

— Joe Teti

Here's the bottom line, we're either going or not.

— Joe Teti

Three fires is the international distress signal.

— Joe Teti

Yet again, Matt pulled another rabbit out of his hat and got a fire for us.

— Joe Teti

That's a bust your ass shot through and through.

— Joe Teti

In any survival situation, you need to weigh the risk and the reward.

— Joe Teti

That's a great golden nugget that's going in my tactical toolbox

— Joe Teti

If I gave this guy more time, there would be a swimming pool and rattan furniture.

— Joe Teti

One thing you can never underestimate is the power of water.

— Joe Teti

Altitude sickness is gonna put the screws on you.

— Joe Teti

Most of my hunting experiences has been in tree stands. I've never called deer.

— Joe Teti

Sandals are made out of rubber, and when lit on fire burn black.

— Joe Teti

Right now, in my mind, this is nothing but grip strength and focus.

— Joe Teti

You have got to control your fear, get in control of your emotions.

— Joe Teti

Where I come from, the attitude to have is to not quit.

— Joe Teti

You know this is a dicey situation anyway you look at it.

— Joe Teti

It's always good to give yourself the advantage.

— Joe Teti

My motto is to keep it simple stupid, work smart not hard.

— Joe Teti

The fools that came in here brought their beach gear to a cave...go figure.

— Joe Teti

Now that this torch is lit, we do not have time to dilly dally around...

— Joe Teti

What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer...

— Joe Teti

I club the thing over the head and that's the end of it.

— Joe Teti

Let's go Matt; we aren't strolling through Central Park here.

— Joe Teti