While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, I am as… — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
People come to my shows and know that they're going to hear about what's going on in the world - what's happening… — Jackie Mason Dinner Copy Share Image
People make fools out of themselves in all sorts of ways. No particular qualifications or particular criteria are necessary. — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's… — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
Comparing what the Democrats offer to what the Republicans offer is like comparing the money I have in my pocket to what… — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
