“how easy it is to hand out advice and how hard it is to take it.” — J.A. Jance Advice Copy Share Image
“I've had too much money to be able to tell who my friends are...” — J.A. Jance Friends Copy Share Image
“If every snake in this danged world disappeared off the face of the earth tomorrow, we’d all be overrun with varmints in… — J.A. Jance Nature Copy Share Image
“There are very good reasons why neither doctors nor detectives should work on cases too close to home. It warps perspective.” — J.A. Jance Detective Copy Share Image
“When are you going to give up and accept the inevitable? Automation and microchips are here to stay.” — J.A. Jance Microchips Copy Share Image
“People don’t expect you to pay attention to the little telltale clues they leave scattered around them.” — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“Distance is to love as wind is to fire. Blows out the little ones and fans the big ones.” — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“Back in those homophobic good old days, as far as most of us were concerned, the word “gay” had meant nothing more… — J.A. Jance Good old days Copy Share Image
“I've long maintained that women are born knowing things it takes men a whole lifetime to figure out. This was simply one… — J.A. Jance Feminism Copy Share Image
“I suppose my mother would have been proud of me. At least I was wearing clean shorts.” — J.A. Jance Mother Copy Share Image
“She was no lithe virgin. Hers was the gentle voluptuousness of a grown woman, with a hint of fullness of breast and… — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“I could tell it was one of those big four-wheel-drive jobs driven by somebody with the typical four-by-four attitude—the-world-is-my-ashtray mentality.” — J.A. Jance Motivation Copy Share Image
“suspected that God would probably come across with a hell of a lot more Christian charity than either one of Jonathan Thomas’s… — J.A. Jance Christianity Copy Share Image
“That’s the wonderful thing about telling the truth. People believe what they want to believe. It’s a hell of a lot simpler… — J.A. Jance Lying Copy Share Image
“Aren’t parents ever right? They either do too goddamned much or too goddamned little, but they’re never right, at least not as… — J.A. Jance Child Copy Share Image
“my cross to bear in life, to always want to help, but to never quite measure up, never be there quite on… — J.A. Jance Cross Copy Share Image
“That’s what friends are for,” I said. “It doesn’t matter if they’re old friends or new friends. They’re the kind of people… — J.A. Jance Friend Copy Share Image
“Screwed up and incomprehensible as it may seem to a rank outsider, making a movie is a lot like living life. You… — J.A. Jance Big picture Copy Share Image
“Why do they do that? People are in hospitals for a reason—to get better from an illness or to recover from surgery.… — J.A. Jance Doctor Copy Share Image
“One of the biggest mistakes a man can make is to work too goddamned much. First you drank so much it got… — J.A. Jance Biggest mistake Copy Share Image
“So we split the bathrooms. As long as we share the bed in my room, I don’t have a problem with that.… — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand gets full first.” — J.A. Jance Wish Copy Share Image
“know that you came through surgery like a champ.” This was all good news, but I didn’t feel like a champ. I… — J.A. Jance Good news Copy Share Image