Ilona Andrews

I batted my eyelashes and did my best to appear dumb as a board

— Ilona Andrews

I prefer the term ‘sexual deviant’ myself,” Saiman said.

— Ilona Andrews

Maybe if I prayed to Miss Marple, she’d hook me up with a clue

— Ilona Andrews

I had the metabolism of a hummingbird on crack.

— Ilona Andrews

Shifting in the hospital bed had blown her closet door wide open.

— Ilona Andrews

“If they try, I’ll eat them first.”

— Ilona Andrews

“There are many Draculas but there is only one Vlad.”

— Ilona Andrews

“Some people awoke to escape their nightmares. I awoke into one.”

— Ilona Andrews

I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire.

— Ilona Andrews

“You're working for the Order now." "Yes." "How does it feel?" "Well, Doctor, it feels rather sore and tingly.”

— Ilona Andrews

It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really.

— Ilona Andrews

“This was heaven. "Hey, baby," Hugh said. Heaven just got canceled.”

— Ilona Andrews

“Her life was broken like a mirror and the shards kept cutting her fingers.”

— Ilona Andrews

Would you care for something to drink?” “Is it poisoned?” “It’s Saturday,” I said. “We only serve poison during the week.

— Ilona Andrews

“I had been hugged by a giant, superintelligent, pacifist bear. I could do this. I could do anything.”

— Ilona Andrews

“Next to me Arabella, wearing the same outfit I did, pursed her lips together and took a selfie. Ugh.”

— Ilona Andrews

“So far my best plan would be to build a mountain of gasoline cans and explosives, stick a Property of US Government…

— Ilona Andrews

“Derek, if a boy wanted to take away a girl's power by having sex with her, what would you think about it?"…

— Ilona Andrews

No matter what happens, you will always be Pack. Because you have that loyalty and restraint. Not human, not whatever, but Kate.…

— Ilona Andrews

“Cuddles screamed. It wasn’t a braying noise, it was an ear-slapping shriek of pure donkey outrage, like someone got hold of a…

— Ilona Andrews

“Damn Jeremy, you need to work on your vocabulary. So many good names to call me and the best you could come…

— Ilona Andrews

“The stairs ended. I wished I knew the jackass who’d made the staircase so short. I’d throw him down the damn steps…

— Ilona Andrews

Enough," Curran said. An unmistakable command saturated his voice. Jim clicked his mouth shut. I crossed my arms. "I'm sorry, is this…

— Ilona Andrews

“What’s this ” “A needle.” “What should I do with it ” He’d walked right into it. Too easy. “Please use it…

— Ilona Andrews

“Why the hell would anyone be eating at the Grease Trap? I’ve seen flies die from buzzing by that place.” Andrea crossed…

— Ilona Andrews

I should’ve been furious, but for some reason I wasn’t. Maybe because I knew he was telling the truth. Maybe because Voron…

— Ilona Andrews

“Since I've moved here, you have shown up at my door eight times. I obey the laws, I pay my taxes, and…

— Ilona Andrews

“You could’ve found me. You could’ve demanded an explanation. Instead your bright idea to deal with this mess was not to talk…

— Ilona Andrews

“[I]f you continue to rely on others for that security, you will never find it. You're a Prime, a woman, and a…

— Ilona Andrews

“Yeah. Now when I look back at it, I realize it was a test. His Furry Majesty was trying to gauge what…

— Ilona Andrews

“He was looking at me with a kind of need that somehow managed to be raw and tender at the same time.…

— Ilona Andrews

“I promise to keep my hands, tongue, and other body parts to myself. You risk your life by staying home. It's late…

— Ilona Andrews

“Males and farts. Any species, any planet, didn’t matter.”

— Ilona Andrews

I saved the baby. I saved her. For you." - Bran

— Ilona Andrews

“The degenerate is at the Guild,” Curran said. “Regenerating.”

— Ilona Andrews

We were screwed and he didn't even kiss us first.

— Ilona Andrews

Kate Daniels, deadly swordmaster. Fear my twitching pinkie.

— Ilona Andrews

If you can't make it go away, wait it out.

— Ilona Andrews

“He would have sex the way other men made war.”

— Ilona Andrews

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

— Ilona Andrews