Ilona Andrews

What is wrong with you? Many, many things.

— Ilona Andrews

He bared his teeth in a happy feral grin. My own personal psycho.

— Ilona Andrews

He kissed me, and I pulled my personal psycho into bed with me.

— Ilona Andrews

Only poor people are weird. Rich people are eccentric.

— Ilona Andrews

Just stay close to us. If we get in trouble, we'll kill everything.

— Ilona Andrews

Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.

— Ilona Andrews

Curran is the Beast Lord. Tremble.

— Ilona Andrews

“Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut.”

— Ilona Andrews

I'm investigating people who sacrifice trained killers to dark gods. Perfect, it will keep him occupied. In what capacity? Bait.

— Ilona Andrews

Is there anything else you need to tell me?” Every time I look at you, I have to put a leash on…

— Ilona Andrews

I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the…

— Ilona Andrews

“One does not simply ring Roland." Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor…

— Ilona Andrews

“How go the preparations for the wedding?” “Very well. How goes the world domination?” “It has its moments.”

— Ilona Andrews

“People do horrible things in the name of keeping things just the way they are.” “Where”

— Ilona Andrews

Rene looked at Grendel. “What in the world is that?” “That’s our mutant attack poodle,” I told her. “Is he chewing on…

— Ilona Andrews

“Curran looked at me. “What the hell was I supposed to do, catch the werebison as he was falling?”

— Ilona Andrews

swore. “Barabas said you might say that. I’m supposed to tell you this.” Ascanio cleared his throat and produced a remarkably accurate…

— Ilona Andrews

He joked while Dali cut him, mangling the words with his monstrous jaws, snarled with a pretended rage and dramatically promised to…

— Ilona Andrews

“Audrey turned to him, a sly little spark hiding in her eyes. "THe only man who gets to call me'love' would be…

— Ilona Andrews

The monster licked his lips, long lines of whiskers twitching, and spoke in a deep growl. "Pretty, aren't I?" Curran. In midform.…

— Ilona Andrews

“Normally I’d hide my gun in a canvas bag or a purse. Today I didn’t bother. My Baby Desert Eagle rested in…

— Ilona Andrews

Butterflies were small and light, and very magic sensitive. For some reason I made them feel safe and they gravitated to me…

— Ilona Andrews

“It was one thing to be attracted to bad boys, something I usually didn’t suffer from. It was another to be attracted…

— Ilona Andrews

“You’re sending some confusing signals.” Curran growled deep in his throat. “That’s impressive but not really informative, Your Furriness.”

— Ilona Andrews

Barabas placed a stack on the table and held the chair out for me. “For you.” “I’m hungry and I don’t have…

— Ilona Andrews

“He leaned his head to me, his neck so close to my lips, I felt the heat coming off his skin. His…

— Ilona Andrews

What's so funny?" "Your panties have a bow," he said. I looked down. I was wearing a short tank top -not mine-…

— Ilona Andrews

“The vampire gagged. The muscles of its neck constricted, widened, constricted again, and it disgorged a six-inch-long metal cylinder onto my desk.…

— Ilona Andrews

“There was another message and I had a pretty good idea who it was from. For a while I sat in the…

— Ilona Andrews

“You were right,” she said softly. “I never could’ve killed them all by myself.” “What did you say?” “I said you were…

— Ilona Andrews

Tiny gold sparks flared in his irises. "You're in my rooms in my bathtub naked and you're still mouthing off." Did he…

— Ilona Andrews

“Why can’t you go if you’re so concerned?” He sighed. “Because certain people aren’t altogether rational at the moment. If I came…

— Ilona Andrews

“Diplomatic,” Barabas said. “Fuck diplomatic.”

— Ilona Andrews

“The rim of the cup shuddered. Her fingers were shaking.”

— Ilona Andrews

He said, 'Yeah, but will I get chicks? In truckloads?

— Ilona Andrews

“You threw him away. Sloppy, Hugh.”

— Ilona Andrews

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie.

— Ilona Andrews

You're problem is, you underestimate me because I'm a woman.

— Ilona Andrews

“It’s not an abomination. It’s a bunnycat.”

— Ilona Andrews

I'm going to kick you in the head when I get home. Repeatedly.

— Ilona Andrews