Everyone at a party is uncomfortable. Knowing that makes me more comfortable. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over. — Garry Shandling Dating Copy Share Image
When I don't have a good time, it's usually because there's a stiffness that stifles creativity. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?" — Garry Shandling Buddha Copy Share Image
My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me. — Garry Shandling Friends Copy Share Image
I don''t like this reality television, I have to be honest;I think real people should not be on television; It''s for special… — Garry Shandling Being honest Copy Share Image
I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard… — Garry Shandling Comedy Copy Share Image
Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might… — Garry Shandling Commitment Copy Share Image
It takes me so long to get tired of a man. It's women that are the problem. Don't get me wrong. I… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I feel that everything I do in my life I can do in a shorter time than most men can. It's the… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
After making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And she said, I don't think this was… — Garry Shandling Funny Copy Share Image
I may discuss love, and I don't mind if two men fall in love, fine. Two women, fine. But I flinch when… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started… — Garry Shandling Dating Copy Share Image
The comic strip is what I looked at, and it's another reason I did it. The comic strip, where animals would comment… — Garry Shandling Animal Copy Share Image
I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I keep my scrapbooks in the car. When I come to a stoplight, I start looking through my past. Sometimes I wish… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the… — Garry Shandling Business Copy Share Image
