A man who was loved by 300 woman singled me out to live with him. Why? I was the only one without… — Elayne Boosler Cat Copy Share Image
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot. — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty. — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
Incredibly, almost every hotel I ever played in Vegas was blown up shortly afterward: The Dunes, The Sands, The Landmark, The Aladdin,… — Elayne Boosler Hotel Copy Share Image
I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a museum and… — Elayne Boosler America Copy Share Image
Wouldn't it be great to see a line in all movie credits that truthfully says, 'Nobody was harmed in the making of… — Elayne Boosler Animal Copy Share Image
People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's under water. But it's certainly more… — Elayne Boosler Baby Copy Share Image
I love being down at Occupy Wall Street. The sincerity, the youth involvement, the desire for better, is palpable and moving. There… — Elayne Boosler Caring Copy Share Image
I deliver very traditionally, and people aren't threatened. I think if I cursed or seemed wilder, I couldn't get away with the… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
It doesn't bother me that I'm not a household word on the East Coast. Baton Rouge, Raleigh, Minneapolis - I'm so popular… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
Now that the Court has declared money to be speech, I say we replace the current Court with some Ben Franklins, Thomas… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
I can tell by your eye shadow, you're from Brooklyn, right? . . . Me too. My mother has plastic covers on… — Elayne Boosler Brooklyn Copy Share Image
As for being a voice in politics, I feel whether you are famous or not, busy or not, it's incumbent upon every… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat,… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs, or six… — Elayne Boosler Cameroon Copy Share Image
Why isn't the movie industry forced to open its shooting locations to an organization that is there to advocate for animal actors?… — Elayne Boosler Actors Copy Share Image
I pray if I ever find out I have only about three minutes to live it's during a basketball game, because then… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
I love my parents and they're wonderful people, but they were strict, and I still look for ways to get even. When… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
