American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. — E. W. Howe American freedom Copy Share Image
When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars. — E. W. Howe People Copy Share Image
When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face. — E. W. Howe Boys Copy Share Image
There is no get-rich-quick scheme equal to a poor girl marrying a rich man. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into. — E. W. Howe Life Copy Share Image
A man who will not get scared on some occasions, lacks good sense. — E. W. Howe Fear Copy Share Image
A man will do more for his stubbornness than for his religion or his country — E. W. Howe Country Copy Share Image
It is your enemies who keep you straight. For real use one active, sneering enemy is worth two ordinary friends. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get… — E. W. Howe Appreciation Copy Share Image
How good we all are, in theory, to the old; and how in fact we wish them to wander off like old… — E. W. Howe Age Copy Share Image
A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who… — E. W. Howe President Copy Share Image
The government is mainly an expensive organization to regulate evildoers, and tax those who behave: government does little for fairly respectable people… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
I try to have no plans the failure of which would greatly annoy me. Half the unhappiness in the world is due… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately… — E. W. Howe Advice Copy Share Image
If you have sense enough to realize why flies gather around a restaurant, you should be able to appreciate why men run… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Somehow, everyone hates to see an unusually pretty girl get married. It is like taking a bite out of a very fine-looking… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
There is nothing so well known as that we should not expect something for nothing - but we all do and call… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth. — E. W. Howe Friendship Copy Share Image
Loving everybody is polygamy. I care for no friend who loves his enemy equally well. — E. W. Howe Care Copy Share Image
The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
If a man takes one day off, it takes him about three days to get the harness fitted again. — E. W. Howe Days off Copy Share Image
What is common sense? That which attracts the least opposition that which brings most agreeable and worthy results. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
When men are not regretting that life is so short, they are doing something to kill time. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Men are virtuous because women are; women are virtuous from necessity. — E. W. Howe Men Copy Share Image
One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself. — E. W. Howe Greatness Copy Share Image
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other. — E. W. Howe Babies Copy Share Image
As soon as the people fix one Shame of the World, another turns up. — E. W. Howe People Copy Share Image
Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
