Success does not mean happiness: it means an unusual number of industrious enemies. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
You can't do anything unless you do it yourself. And usually you can't do it yourself very well. — E. W. Howe Do it yourself Copy Share Image
You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Where the guests at a gathering are well-acquainted, they eat 20 per cent more than they otherwise would. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Faith may have removed mountains way off somewhere, a long time ago, but it won't remove a wart at home this week. — E. W. Howe Faith Copy Share Image
When I am idle and shiftless, my affairs become confused; when I work, I get results ... not great results, but enough… — E. W. Howe Affair Copy Share Image
I declare my belief that it is not your duty to do anything that is not to your own interest. Whenever it… — E. W. Howe Belief Copy Share Image
There must be some good in the cocktail party to account for its immense vogue among otherwise sane people. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Friends are like a pleasant park where you wish to go; while you may enjoy the flowers, you may not eat them. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
There is something in the red of a raspberry pie that looks as good to a man as the red in a… — E. W. Howe Cooking Copy Share Image
The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
If the fools do not control the world, it isn't because they are not in the majority. — E. W. Howe Fool Copy Share Image
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising. — E. W. Howe Advertising Copy Share Image
The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it. — E. W. Howe Argument Copy Share Image
Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time. — E. W. Howe Business Copy Share Image
There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
When a man once gets a start holding office, it is nearly always necessary to finally choke him off. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
As a man handles his troubles during the day, so he goes to bed at night a General, Captain, or Private. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
If you want to know how old a woman is . . . ask her sister-in-law. — E. W. Howe Advice Copy Share Image
Man is still a savage to the extent that he has little respect for anything that cannot hurt him. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk. — E. W. Howe Desire Copy Share Image
Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
People never have confidence in a Big Talker. They know his statements must be cut down, but they can never tell how… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Common sense is compelled to make its way without the enthusiasm of anyone. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
