“My brows shot past my hairline and probably landed somewhere in the back of my neck.” — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“I made a mental note to call. Later. Tomorrow. Next month. Or January.” — Dani Alexander Tomorrow Copy Share Image
“I followed Peter heedlessly, or more specifically, my penis followed blindly.” — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“"Tell me something good about your life," I whispered, needing to hear that he wasn't as broken as I thought him to… — Dani Alexander Life Copy Share Image
“I would just like to throw out there that we can all stop talking about putting things up my ass. No fly… — Dani Alexander Dani-alexander Copy Share Image
“You're rich, spoiled and used to getting your own way." "Not true. If I had my own way you would have kissed… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“Do me a favor, Oz?" "Sure?" "Don't ask them about ass-sex when they answer the phone. Marta feels guilty when you have… — Dani Alexander Friendship Copy Share Image
“Nah. A date with Peter the prostitute. Sounds like a plan. Be sure to bring flowers." "I was thinking condoms. But your… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
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“McCleary was an unpolished, semi attractive man in his late thirties or early forties. His hair was grey. His suit was cheap.… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“Blue eyes. No, not just blue, blue like glacial waters, like romantic poems, like heavens and moonstones. Cornflower blue. And- Blue like… — Dani Alexander Blue Copy Share Image
“Do you know any gay guys?" "Why? Are you switching teams?" "I'm not sure. Maybe." "Yeah, I know some gay guys. And… — Dani Alexander Sleeping together Copy Share Image
“You are not welcome here." "You said that the first time you kicked me out. [...] Then [...] I thought to myself,… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“I start thinking that maybe God’s plan is I make him more of a man and less of a boy. “I think… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“Tell me something good about your life," I whispered, needing to hear that he wasn't as broken as I thought him to… — Dani Alexander Dani-alexander Copy Share Image
“I was not gay. First, I masturbated to images of women. I fantasized about women. Sure, there were men in my fantasies,… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“Then I guess the rest of my life will be resigned to doggy style sex." The words were out of my mouth… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“I'm not gay.” That wasn't what I meant to say. “Congratulations. Would you like a medal?” Bunny Slippers asked. “I already have… — Dani Alexander Courage Copy Share Image
“Out of curiosity, when do I grow up and become a fullfledged man with a penis?” “When words like ‘hump day’ don’t… — Dani Alexander Blowing smoke Copy Share Image
“Do you know what I did to the last guy that called me Tinkerbelle?" "Slept with him?" Darryl was silent for a… — Dani Alexander Dani-alexander Copy Share Image
“We have to go," I replied, ready to throw everything I felt for Peter in the nearest trash and tie up the… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“At some point all of this is going to catch up with me,” I said. “What is?” “Gay, boyfriend, job loss, career… — Dani Alexander Dani-alexander Copy Share Image
“I could see the appeal of drugs. If this stomach-sinking, dizzy, falling-through-space feeling was anything like taking heroine? Sign me up.” — Dani Alexander Drugs Copy Share Image
“He's painting your living room as a thank you." "Huh. My decorator might screech, but I'm okay with that." "Your decorator? Seriously?… — Dani Alexander Life Copy Share Image
“Most people showed gratitude or happiness in a smile or a bouquet of flowers-Peter sucked cock. Not a whole lot of debate… — Dani Alexander Gratitude Copy Share Image
“I like you,” I said honestly. “Even though you’re probably a criminal and are going to get me thrown off the force.… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“Do you know why I like dogs and not cats? Because when you’re talking to dogs, they don’t walk away in order… — Dani Alexander Cats Copy Share Image
“When Peter said he was romantic, it was in the way that I was romantic. A blow job and an “I love… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“I've given up my living room, guest room, job, career, heterosexuality and my stance on no pets in the house, but I'm… — Dani Alexander Life Copy Share Image
“His lips twitched, but he didn’t say no. I took that as ‘Oh, you sexy devil, Austin, I want to do you… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image