“Most guys don’t know this, but a woman’s G-spot is in her eyes and ears. If you look in her pants, you’re… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Got plans for the rest of the day ?" "No plans," I whispered. Test drive your mattress? Let me pretend to be… — Christine Zolendz Fifty shades Copy Share Image
“I appreciate your invitation, but I believe that every time that Fran of yours speaks to me, he’s actively trying to annihilate… — Christine Zolendz Annihilate Copy Share Image
“Psf. I'm not an alcoholic. An alcoholic needs a drink. Look here," I explained raising my next shot to her. "I already… — Christine Zolendz Alcoholic Copy Share Image
“What the eff are you two alcoholics talking about? You're all hovering over each other like you're plotting to take over the… — Christine Zolendz Alcoholics Copy Share Image
“There, I said it. We’re all adults here, right? I mean, I shouldn’t be ashamed. I’ve already told you my panties were… — Christine Zolendz Ashamed Copy Share Image
“You two are making me feel like I need to wear a condom over my head so I can't get pregnant from… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Please, Grace, whatever it is you're going after, please try to find it here with me. I will try my best to… — Christine Zolendz Grace Copy Share Image
“Look, I don’t know how much you know about me, but I’m not…bloody right. I’m trying my best to be, but it’s… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Maybe someone like Ryan is better for her than a piece of shit like me,” I mumbled. His smile slipped and his… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“I wanted to wrap that moment up in tissue paper and save it forever someplace near my heart, just so I could… — Christine Zolendz Drunk Copy Share Image
“I want to wake up every day I have left to the warmth of your lips on mine, the sound of your… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“The bloody cockfucking wanker therapist wants me to write my bloody thoughts about all the tragedy in my bloody life. It’ll be… — Christine Zolendz Life Copy Share Image
“Put a damn shirt on and cover up your eighteen pack or whatever you got going on under that skin, you are… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“A decent guy doesn't just get born and grow up to be Mr. Perfect. They need to be created by a woman.… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“One day, when you’re not looking for anything, you meet someone that changes things. Makes you see things a little bit differently… — Christine Zolendz Good and bad Copy Share Image
“Thank God, I was with Ethan. Imagine if I had drunk with Tucker. He would have slept with me, married me and… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“ I earned my strength when a sick psychotic man took the perfect world I built for myself, shook it like a… — Christine Zolendz Madman Copy Share Image
“I don't know how it is to fuck him Shane, I did not fuck Ethan. I have never slept with anyone, actually.… — Christine Zolendz Saving Myself Copy Share Image
“You slept with my sister.” “Get over it. You could either fight with me over it or help me fight for her.… — Christine Zolendz Good guy Copy Share Image
“You’re adorable when you’re angry,” he whispered, breathing heavily. “Oh, really? Then get the hell off me, because I’m about to get… — Christine Zolendz Angry Copy Share Image
“And her demons, well, they played very well with mine, and when we were together, neither of us had to babysit them,… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Gray, I could cover your face in shit and make you wear tampons for earrings and you still would be the hottest… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“I've spent my entire existence trying to create this perfect fairytale happy ever after future; bending fate to the way I thought… — Christine Zolendz Destiny Copy Share Image
“I had told her I was falling in love with her, a few moments before my body claimed hers for the first… — Christine Zolendz Falling in love Copy Share Image
