“Do you still love him?" "Always and forever, and then an eternity after.” — Christine Zolendz Eternity Copy Share Image
“I've waited for what feels like two thousand years to tell you how much I love you and to touch your lips… — Christine Zolendz Love Copy Share Image
“Because Lainey, you somehow soothe the chaos that’s inside me. You heal me.” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Why settle for something like that, when you've tasted heaven and you'll always know what you're missing?” — Christine Zolendz Heaven Copy Share Image
“Well, don’t let your thighs rub too close together, because you look like you’re about to have a walking orgasm” — Christine Zolendz Thighs Copy Share Image
“Life isn't made of miracles, roses and cotton fucking candy, Lea.” — Christine Zolendz Candy Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry, what did you say? I’m not fluent in stupid drunk slut” — Christine Zolendz Drunk Copy Share Image
“Stop, Lea. I don't get happily-ever afters. Those are just for fairytales and porn.” — christine zolendz Fairy Copy Share Image
“Annnd, because I’m a mean dick, I poked her with my figures. What? Don’t give me that face, she’s used to my… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Whatever love she would accept from me, I wanted to give her until she could one day love me back. I could… — Christine Zolendz Life Copy Share Image
“I stand there And no one knew me I reach for her She looks right through me I can search this world… — Christine Zolendz Tears Copy Share Image
“I turned to face Jen, who I could hear getting ready to rev up for a shriek, “If you squeee right now,… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Hey, love? Guess what today is? “Smack Kade in the fucking face day?” … “Oh, you’re bloody brilliant, love. No that only… — Christine Zolendz Love Copy Share Image
“You know, that's the fairy-tale I'd write for you, Grace. You and Shane. One hot rock star badass and one beautiful rock… — Christine Zolendz Rock star Copy Share Image
“Because our future is anything we can make it. Anything you bloody want it to be, love. I'll write that epilogue for… — Christine Zolendz Epilogue Copy Share Image
“If I’m not good enough because I’m a waitress, don't settle for me, don't sink down to my level. You don't deserve… — Christine Zolendz Good enough Copy Share Image
“I glared at Shane, who gave me an innocent look. With the most serious expression I could make, I joked, “Some of… — Christine Zolendz Black widow Copy Share Image
“Hey, you coming to the bar tonight?” he called out after me. I stopped and turned around, “Maybe, I don’t know. I… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“No. I want you to tell me why you have a pair of broken angel wings on your shoulder. I want you… — Christine Zolendz Angel wings Copy Share Image
“You should be getting dressed too, instead of slumming it in your sexy-pjs all day, cuddling up under those covers. Sniffing my… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Lea, I want to lick him up like a freaking cherry ice pop, let him melt in my mouth, get all sticky… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“A decent guy doesn’t just get born and grow up to be Mr. Perfect. They need to be created by a woman. … — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“It felt…it felt like I had never had sex before. Yeah, yeah, I know how damn crazy that sounds, but…it was the… — christine zolendz Copy Share Image
“Grace: "I wanted to tell you how I felt. Why I was always so mean to you, Shane." - "Because you feel… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Ummhmmm. That man just melted the panties right off me with his eyes.” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“No, Grace. I don't have a heart. I did once, but I gave it to a girl and I let her keep… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“These two were bat-shit crazy, and I would thank God every day of the rest of this life for leading me to… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Your evil cannot darken this tale, it was written from the heavens.” — Christine Zolendz Evil Copy Share Image
“I’m falling in love with you … and I’m going to let you destroy me.” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“…if you’re going to be a smart ass you should start with being smart, otherwise, you’re really just an ass.” — Christine Zolendz Intelligence Copy Share Image
“I'd never get to see heaven, but at least I got to feel it once in a kiss.” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“I swung the door open and seductively leaned against it. The ultimate badass looked like he was having a heart attack.” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“I could have had an orgasm from the mind fuck he was giving me right there” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“You have climbed to the top of the skank tree, then fell … and you banged every guy on the way down.” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Sod off! Psych 101. There are five stages of grief and I’m owning that shit. They ARE my bitches.” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Coitus Interruptus!” I screamed. “Stop and put your hands where I can see them.” — Christine Zolendz Coitus Copy Share Image
“It’s a condom, Kade, because if you’re going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one,” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“I also want to kiss you until you're a puddle of sexy sauce on the floor, and then I want to lick… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Iam kind of hoping the rest of my night will be full os regretful behavior and irreversible decisions.” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“You could probably open up a damn seafood house with all the crabs he probably has.” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
