Never hold your farts in...because if you do, they travel…

Im a bitch ? yeah maybe slightly but its because I know how to say fuck you politley

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One day, perhaps, some idle tongue Mentions your name by accident: I feel as if a rose were flung Into the room, all hue…

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People in glass houses shouldnt throw stones.

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You can kiss me or hug me but what you can never do is hurt me.

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If he cheats on you, he doesn't love you. If He flirts with another girl he doesn't love you. If he spends time with…

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a zoo, but don't be mad, I'll be there to, not in…

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I try to hate you but it never works. your stuck in my heart and you wont get out.

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Gossip is just drama, waiting to start.

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I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will…

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Life is too short, enjoy it as much as you can while you still have it.

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Oh honey, You're thirteen. You should be blowing bubbles, not guys.

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Independence is a right, not a privilege.

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Fuck HATERS, I got MONEY!

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Am I the only one who hates it when someones facebook status says

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Done is done can not be undone so its well done

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