Women should never chase elevators, buses or men, because…

Don't chase women, they will chase you. They are like horses in a pasture: if you don't go drooling over her, she is going…

— Piers Morgan

Plenty of men/women will chase you, try to sleep with you, but the right one will chase you because he/she wants to be with…

— Alexis Breann Provance

Never chase women, chase your dreams then women will follow

— Anonymous

We have a weight limit for elevators but not for leggings. Why damn why?

— Nikhil Saluja

You may cut off the heads of every rich man now living--of every statesman--every literary, and every scientific authority, without in the least changing…

— Henry Adams

Before, I would play a little hoops, a little tennis. Now it's more yoga, Pilates, stretching, some light weight work, push-ups, sit-ups, resistance things.…

— Robin Roberts

After seeing 'Big,' I wanted an elevator that opened directly into my apartment, just like Tom Hanks did.

— Macaulay Culkin

I'm afraid of elevators, because they are an enclosed space, but I get in.

— Amanda Lindhout

As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as…

— Bill Watterson

Life tells you to take the elevator, but love tells you to take the stairs.

— David Levithan

(At the back of the cave, Phoebe placed her hand against one of the stones where a spring release opened an elevator door. Chris…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

The elevator shaft was a kind of heat sink. Hot food was cold by the time it arrived. Cold food got colder. No one…

— Terry Pratchett

Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by…

— Andy Rooney

Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?'

— Rodney Dangerfield

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.

— Joe Girard