That moment when all you want is to have that guy's arms…

The universe is simmering down, like a giant stew left to cook for four billion years. Sooner or later we won’t be able to…

— Arthur Bloch

When I cook him dinner and I burn it black, he better say hmmm, I like it like that.

— Shania Twain

You come to me for advice, but you can't cope with anything you don't recognize. Hmmm. So we'll have to tell you something you…

— Douglas Adams

The President? Hmmm, I wonder who that might be? Could it be, perhaps, the sitting two-term incumbent of the same party holding its convention?…

— James Fallows

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

— George Carlin

One night I couldn't sleep and I was up and just Googling random stuff and I'm like, 'Hmmm, PETA.' I saw all the videos…

— Kellie Pickler

After a few days in hospital, I was thinking, Oh, gee - I raised in a church, Protestant upbringing which I'd rejected as an…

— Chuck Close

The beginning of all wisdom is to look fixedly on clothes, or even with armed eyesight, till they become transparent.

— Thomas Carlyle

Hmmm, completely a-religious - atheist. I find that people seem to think religion brings morals and appreciation of nature. I actually think it detracts…

— Linus Torvalds

Congress is the third branch of government... which makes every one of the 535 members of Congress 1/535th of that important one-third, which works…

— Wesley Pruden

I sit at my window gazing The world passes by, nods to me And is gone.

— Rabindranath Tagore

If I ever get to go to the moon, I'll probably just stand on the moon and go 'Hmmm, yeah...fair enough...gotta go home now.'

— Noel Gallagher

I’ve always been able to tell a lot about people by whether they ask me about my scar. Most people never ask, but if…

— Tina Fey

Her hearing was keener than his, and she heard silences he was unaware of.

— D. M. Thomas

Friends are important, dontcha think? Hmmm? I think so. The way I see it, you got friends, and you got your best friend, big…

— Dave Attell