Daylight Savings Time occurs because Chuck Norris hits…

“answer. Donald’s dysfunctional belief was related to Janine’s, but he’d held on to it for much longer—a life of responsible and successful work should…

— Bill Burnett

My phone is an alarm clock, a flashlight, a music player and a digital camera.

— Anonymous

“Something, which the police called a bomb, had exploded in his shed. Investigations were begun, and the efforts of the authorities were soon to…

— Ernst von Salomon

Here in the UK the audience immediately reacts and they get the fact that: "What would be the most annoying thing in the world?"…

— Duncan Jones

We've already seen digital picture frames pre-loaded with viruses; I'm not eager to have my refrigerator hacked or my alarm clock turned against me.

— Jamais Cascio

The beloved may be treacherous, greasy-headed and given to evil habits, or else it can be a man in his late forties who works…

— Kelly Link

“I have a dream. And in this dream I’m under the covers in bed, just a few scant inches away from Carter’s body. I…

— Tara Sivec

“Men know what they want. Men make concrete plans. Men own alarm clocks. Men sleep on a mattress that isn’t on the floor. Men…

— Mindy Kaling

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police..

— Mitchell Sakundiak

“Tip #2: No more alarm clocks”

— Mary Helen Conroy

“(On differences between men and boys) Men know what they want. Men make concrete plans. Men own alarm clocks. Men sleep on a mattress…

— Mindy Kaling

As a performer, I wanted to be the loudest, most persistent alarm clock I could be, because there didn’t seem like any other way…

— Marilyn Manson

Stress is an alarm clock that lets you know you're attached to something not true for you.

— Byron Katie

“You know the horrible life of the alarm clock – it’s a monster that has always appalled me because of the number of things…

— Jacques Vache

I could barely function as an adult; I slept through alarm clocks and lost train tickets mid-journey.

— Sara Pascoe