Right now I'm scoring goals and I'm the king of the world…

I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.

— Megan Fox

The NHL is the best in the world, it has the best players. I love the NHL.

— Alexander Ovechkin

Maybe's he's just jealous I have hair.

— Alexander Ovechkin

Girls, where are you? I can't find you.

— Alexander Ovechkin

Ever since I was a kid and all the time I have played in the NHL, NHL players have played in the Olympic Games.

— Alexander Ovechkin

“Humankind made these religions; that our brains are capable of doing that is neither something to take too seriously — because we also make…

— Dan Harmon

It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are finished. Mrs. Miracle

— Debbie Macomber

Typically, when you flush the toilet, you shouldn't hear it gurgling in the shower.

— Bryan Baeumler

If shit happens, flush the toilet

— Author Name

Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never…

— Anonymous

If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet.

— Behdad Sami

In the development business doing something for both women and the environment is the equivalent of holding a royal flush in poker.

— Abhijit Banerjee

Freshly brainwashed from rehab, I carry the bottle into the bathroom. I hold it up to the light. See the pretty bottle? Isn't it…

— Augusten Burroughs

You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.

— Anonymous