I think I should be here alone to rethink the world - I do. I want these lesser humans gone. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I want to be the girl in Indiana Jones. I would love to do an adventure movie where I was saving the… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Whatever helps you sleep is my opinion on the subject, and that's what I like about the western world's most popular religion,… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I'm tired of watching as men destroy all the world. Everything used to be beautiful when women were in charge, and now… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Why have I been chosen to deliver the message of female intelligence and its divinity to a deaf world of males? I… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Eating cookies that you bake with your grandmother is one of the greatest social steps one must experience in order to grow… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Judaism is one of the last of the world's matrilineal philosophies. Matriarchies are always the cultures that patriarchy attacks and decimates, because… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
In the new world every position of power evacuated by an arrested and beheaded pedophile or bankster will be filled with a… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective on gender… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share
Pot enables you to think clearly without any fear or any limits. It's a mind-expander, which is part of why it's illegal and why… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share
My dad taught me swears when I was a toddler, and I saw, at a really early age, that if I shocked people, I… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share
I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share
I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share
“I consider myself to be apretty good judge of people...That's why I don't like any of them.” — Roseanne Barr Copy Share
Sometimes for me not throwing a tantrum is what running a marathon or swimming the English Channel must be like for others of a… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share
Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share
Finding a calm place inside myself through meditation kind of helped me to get over a lot of mental illness ... it's just been… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share
Part of my platform is, of course, the guilty must be punished and that we no longer let our children see their guilty leaders… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share
Everyone in America (according to my generalizations) is a potential millionaire waiting for his or her big break. I was astonished lately to realize… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share
You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share
