If you spend all your time worrying about dying, living isn't going to be much fun. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Honestly, a lot of the human etiquette I learned in life I learned from, like, thank-you notes and dating Jimmy Kimmel. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I used to want to be a movie star so I wouldn't have to live in trailers anymore. And now that I… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won't hit you because you are a vegetarian. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Everything that's written about me has such a negative taint. It just has a life of its own, like an avalanche, and… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I avoided reality for most of my life. But once you deal with it, it's kind of cool. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I loved work and I loved pouring myself into the work, you know. It was the real life that I had trouble… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I will barnstorm American living rooms. Mainstream media will be unable to ignore me, but more importantly they will be unable to… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
My best friend Linda is leaving her husband just because he is unfaithful to her. That is no reason to leave the… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me.… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
My dad taught me swears when I was a toddler, and I saw, at a really early age, that if I shocked… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I'm just into spirituality. I believe that in a previous life I used to be Shirley MacLaine. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share
Pot enables you to think clearly without any fear or any limits. It's a mind-expander, which is part of why it's illegal and why… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share
My dad taught me swears when I was a toddler, and I saw, at a really early age, that if I shocked people, I… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share
I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share
I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share
“I consider myself to be apretty good judge of people...That's why I don't like any of them.” — Roseanne Barr Copy Share
Sometimes for me not throwing a tantrum is what running a marathon or swimming the English Channel must be like for others of a… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share
Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share
Finding a calm place inside myself through meditation kind of helped me to get over a lot of mental illness ... it's just been… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share
Part of my platform is, of course, the guilty must be punished and that we no longer let our children see their guilty leaders… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share
Everyone in America (according to my generalizations) is a potential millionaire waiting for his or her big break. I was astonished lately to realize… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share
You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share
