Pussy getting problems, can't live without em. The weed too loud, turn up the volume. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
The worst hangovers are when you can't even throw it up. You're stuck with it, like a bad marriage. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Young people who begin drinking before age fifteen are four times more likely to develop alcoholism than those who begin drinking at… — Joe Bruzzese Copy Share Image
“I tell you, to be drunk on alcohol is disgraceful, but to be drunk on water is noble and ecstatic.” — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
That young man seeks opportunities to test his principles as readily as a drunk picks fights in a bar. — Robert Harris Copy Share Image
The Duke of Clarence . . . a prisoner in the Tower, was secretly put to death and drowned in a barrel of Malmesey wine. — Robert Fabyan Copy Share Image
I had no interest in drinking in moderation. And I still don't. Just because all that time's passed doesn't mean maybe it… — Mat Hoffman Copy Share Image
Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them. — Queen Victoria Copy Share Image
I don't like to use - I never use - any kind of drugs to help me in my fights. I don't… — Junior dos Santos Copy Share Image
“What makes me a libertarian is that the prospect of having that reconfiguration done by the same system that managed to ban… — Eliezer Yudkowsky Copy Share Image
“It is easier to exploit and manipulate people if they are fearful or confused, (and discouraged from trusting their own judgment). Our… — Daniel Waterman Copy Share Image
“Mike Rondeau, a tall drink of a man sloshed into a squat glass, with a belt that could double as a lasso… — Daniel Woodrell Copy Share Image
One key symptom of alcoholism is that the individual comes to need a drink for every mood-one to calm down, one to… — Phyllis A. Balch Copy Share Image
“Well, at least this is what I told myself every day as I fell asleep with the fire still burning and the… — Charlotte Eriksson Copy Share Image
Traditional hedonism...was based on the direct experience of pleasure: wine, women and song; sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll; or whatever the… — David Graeber Copy Share Image
Hmmm... cooking with wine? I usually drink wine while cooking... I do a good braised short ribs with cabernet, though. We're big… — Alafair Burke Copy Share Image
“Wine, on the other hand, is like religion: it’s mysterious, sometimes literally opaque, and there are too many kinds of it. You… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image