My wife had a bad habit of biting her nails, but I cured her. I hid her teeth. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
“At the gun range I can’t hit the paper bull’s eye, no matter how carefully I aim at my wife.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Controlling mothers do not pass the baton to their son's new wife. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
You wear out a good wholesome forenoon in hearing a cause between an orange wife and a fosset-seller. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
My wife and children are the greatest force that keeps me sober and strong. — Richard Patrick Copy Share Image
It's always OK to find help. Don't be ashamed if you need help. I have help from so many people. My wife… — Hafthor Bjornsson Copy Share Image
I was the best manager in Britain because I was never devious or cheated anyone. I’d break my wife’s legs if I… — Bill Shankly Copy Share Image
I can tell you in all honesty that I am highly connected to my family, my wife, and my three children, though… — Ratan Tata Copy Share Image
My wife goes to Birmingham five times a week. My mom lives in Birmingham now after moving from Myrtle Beach. It's not… — Nick Saban Copy Share Image
The mass of the people commence life with no other capital than the union of head, hearts and hands. To the benefit… — Ernestine Rose Copy Share Image
Sometimes in life, mutual respect becomes most important, and giving due respect to our relationship, Komal and I have amicably decided to… — Himesh Reshammiya Copy Share Image
Everything that's cool that happens, I look at my wife and I say, 'We need to enjoy this moment right here! This… — Joe Nichols Copy Share Image
This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Here is a fearful enemy of God and man — the liquor traffic; it makes ruthless war upon the people; it blasts… — Neal S. Dow Copy Share Image
Husband, when you tell your wife to go for counseling alone (because you think going to see a counselor is a sign… — Adam Hamilton Copy Share Image
Materialistic success can be explained quite simply. Those who succeed focus their attention on success - not on their talent. Remember these… — Brad Steiger Copy Share Image
My wife, there's certain kinds of housework that she just doesn't see as necessary to do in the way that I do.… — Ian Bogost Copy Share Image
God not only loves his people but delights in each one of us. He takes great pleasure in us. He's actually blessed… — David Wilkerson Copy Share Image
But he didn't need to seek visual confirmation of what he'd just heard to know she had. And the truth was, he… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
But in reading Shakespeare and in reading about Edward de Vere, it's quite apparent that when you read these works that whoever… — Rhys Ifans Copy Share Image
A foul-mouthed oaf, a drunken laborer lying in a drain, a beaten wife with blackened eyes and torn clothes, cannot be made… — Joyce Cary Copy Share Image
