I'll always be this crazy, fun person, but when it's time to get married, I'm going to be an amazing wife — Nicole Polizzi Copy Share Image
“My wife thinks I think I’m such hot stuff. She’s wrong. I don’t think I’m such hot stuff.” — Kurt Vonnegut Jr Copy Share Image
When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
God really changed my life from where I was at where I first met my wife. — Rory MacDonald Copy Share Image
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
I wanted to have a peaceful married life with my wife, so we both moved to Sydney in Australia. — Rahul Roy Copy Share Image
“His wife was disappearing from life like a wet mark drying on a shirt.” — Paolo Giordano Copy Share Image
I have not made any plans for the future, and my wife would kill me if I announced anything before that. — Scott Walker Copy Share Image
When my wife Pam and I got home from our deployment overseas, we settled down in Hampton Roads. We wanted to be… — Ralph Northam Copy Share Image
I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm scared of except my wife. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
I joined Norwich when I was 15 and moved away from a life living on an estate in Cardiff and everything I… — Craig Bellamy Copy Share Image
I live to play music, and hang out with my wife and kid, and hang out with my friends, and discover the… — Mark Hoppus Copy Share Image
My father suffered much and toiled painfully all his life, for he had no resources other than the proceeds of his trade… — Albrecht Durer Copy Share Image
It's very interesting for me to listen to music with my wife. She's not a musician but she very often makes comments… — Paul Lansky Copy Share Image
I wouldn't describe myself as a do-gooder. That's really more my wife. I'm kind of just the obsessed guy who's been writing… — M. Night Shyamalan Copy Share Image
Lust comes creeping through the night to feed on hearts of suburban wives who learned to pretend when they met their dreams… — Neil Young Copy Share Image
A man unattached and without wife, if he have any genius at all, may raise himself above his original position, may mingle… — Jean de la Bruyere Copy Share Image
My wife allowed me to build an animation studio in our house, and I'm always in there. The great thing is that… — Donald Faison Copy Share Image
Comedy is grievances. It's a recitation of grievances - whether they're inconsequential, superficial - like "my wife shops too much", or "kids… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
A drunkard is the annoyance of modesty, the trouble of civility, the spoil of wealth, the distraction of reason. He is the… — Thomas Adams Copy Share Image
What second love could she [Olympias] make out of her ruined first love? The second love that most women make out of… — Laura Riding Copy Share Image
A journal takes the place of a confidant, that is, of friend or wife; it becomes a substitute for production, a substitute… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you consider that God could have commanded anything he wanted--anything!--the Ten [Commandments] have got to rank as one of the great… — Katha Pollitt Copy Share Image
I guess I've always lived upside down when I want things I can't have. My wife actually thinks I have a syndrome… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image