Though Love has finished, the young wife doesn't know when to quit and thinks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is trouble with a wife, but it's even worse with a woman who is not a wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A son is a son till he gets a wife; a daughter is a daughter for the rest of her life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Husband's don't criticize your wife's judgement; always remember who she chose to marry. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Listen carefully. I'd crush you like a bug for causing my wife one single moment of pain. Believe it. Fear it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Q: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife? A: Apologize!!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive... so I took her to the Gas Station. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before the boat docked, however, he confessed because he was contemplating running for president, he couldn't separate from his wife. I believed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
one year as his wife, and id have become one of those abject, quaking women who look at their husbands when someone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our love has grown together...When I think of our life together over the years, all the special times and treasured memories, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't appreciate home till you've left it, money till it's spent, your wife till she's joined a woman's club, nor Old… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The whole point of the Eugenic pseudo-scientific theories is that they are to be applied wholesale, by some more sweeping and generalizing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A baboon in a forest is a matter of legitimate speculation; a baboon in a zoo is an object of public curiosity;… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The greatest hazard of all, losing one’s self, can occur very quietly in the world, as if it were nothing at all.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Years later, my wife, Ilusion, woke me up to the realization that you can't just "dump" your whole species simply because you've… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone who can search for something is happy. Searching gives a meaning to life. Nowadays it’s not so easy to find something… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Contrary to popular opinion, the most important characteristic of a godly mother is not her relationship with her children. It is her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like you more than any other woman I've ever met. I've never even thought about spending my life with one woman… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Know well that Any bitch can spend my money, ride in my car, lay in my house, order off the menu… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have an amazing wife and three daughters that always keep me motivated. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man loves his sweetheart the most,his wife the best, but his mother the longest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pay heed to the tales of old wives. It may well be that they alone keep in memory what it was once… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
