Let's behave this weekend in a manner that would render it impossible for us to ever run for president. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This weekend looks cold and cloudy with a chance of me not having a cuddle buddy... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Weekend homework = Homework done last minute on sunday night before I go to bed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody secretly hates that couple who plans their wedding on holiday weekends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Knowing that you cant see your boyfriend until the weekend is over makes the weekend the longest two days of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an ass out of myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank God its Friday & its time for the weekend. Take out my windows phone & post a status for my friends,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's just try to have a marvelous time this weekend. I mean not try to analyze everything to death for once, if… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being with the most amazing guy ever this weekend is going to be awsome ahh cant wait love u baby — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I drink on Sundays to cope with the realization that I'm almost out of time to drink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are only 940 Saturdays between your child's birth and them leaving for college. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think if you have a kid you shouldn't be out partying every weekend and depending on others to look after your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only high-tech, battery-powered superhero I'm interested in this weekend is the one in my nightstand. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please don't take it personal...I'm on my grind. I don't have time for 'kickin it' every weekend — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've decided to have a relaxing weekend at home since no one invited me to do anything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls who don't smoke, drink, party every weekend, sleep around, or start drama for attention. YEAH we still exist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only fun part of being single is how much fun married people mistakenly assume I'm having every weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can it just snow really heavily over the weekend so we don't have to go back to school? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope we have so much fun tonight that you have to tell me all about it tomorrow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just wondering on a scale from 1 to David Hasselhoff how drunk you were planning on getting this evening. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait to hang out with you this weekend before completely ditching you for a random hookup. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
