I'm pretty sure 'Saturday' is Latin for 'The day Zero Fucks were given.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; some are short & sweet, some are long & hard. but this time, I want one that is long, stimulating, &… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The weekend is upon us, and I think we should all take time to do the things we love and be around… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sundays are a good day of reflection, allowing me to realize I didn't actually fall in love 42 times this weekend, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear parents, I had my whole weekend planned out before you said thatlittle two letter word. Sincerely, now I have NO friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On the weekends I do the usual parental things, going to the boys' football tournaments or getting out for a hike along… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im convinced that God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank God it's Friday, because the weekend has landed and it's time to forget about work and tear it up! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm excited for the plans I made this weekend that I'm going to break once I remember I don't like having plans. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Great weekend spending time with family. Wish we could do it more often! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sitting at a movie theater & saying 'I wanna see that!' to every trailer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wake up early on the weekend for no reason. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or draft. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share