Thank god its friday tommorow; so freakin' happy it is nearly the weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know what's cuter than your baby? Sleeping in till 11am on weekends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry you get too drunk every weekend to ever get a cute new profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's spend the weekend pulling out the winter clothes we put into storage last weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Friday everyone! May your weekend be full of adventure and cheer, and may the start of next week be a long… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait for the weekend so I can sit at home and wish I had something better to do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best way to spend your weekend is by watching a horror movie and screaming louder than the characters in it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's spend the weekend recklessly blowing the $600 we didn't blow on the iPhone 5. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is how we do it. Its friday night, and I feel all right. The party is here on the west side. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who's free for the weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I gauge success in years, not weeks. The weekend box-office approach to book launches is short sighted and encourages crappy books. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The worst thing ever is making it through the work week only to be sick on a Saturday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tonight I plan on having such an awesome night, Morgan Freeman should narrate it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Weird like when you spend a weekend not sweaty and drunk in a basement full of garbage. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop swallowing your words, stop caring what others think. Stop waiting for the weekend, live now. Take risks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish my weekend would never end. :)) Anyway, don't avoid it, let's do it as all your weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember: Being awake during a Saturday morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He:will you go outh with me this saterday? She:sorry, I have a headache this weekend — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I enjoy spending weekend nights reading about interesting things I could have been doing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love weekends. Just like everyone else, I get to rest on weekends and go out with friends. I hate Mondays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is how my week goes. Mooooooooooooonday, Tuuuuuuuesday, Weeeeeeednesday, Thuuuuuuursday, FridaySaturdaySunday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wouldn't mind someone wanting to take me out of town and just spend a weekend with them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's pretend it's a three-day weekend by being too hungover to show up for work Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's drink tonight like we won the Mega Millions and then drink even more when we don't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Weekend Advice: Some of lifes best lessons are learned while watching your drunk friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On a day when the wind is perfect, the sail just needs to open and the world is full of beauty. Today… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail rides a fucking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Goals are like magnets. They'll attract the things that make them come true. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Friday everyone! Forget all the bad things you've encountered this week and have a great weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have a fun labor day weekend. But if you drink don't drive. Seriously don't be a douche. You could kill someone or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I actually miss my old bestfriend I miss seeing her every weekend and doing crazy things, shit hurts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait until someone finally converts,Monday's into a part of the freaking WEEKEND!!!!!!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
