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Weekend Quotes by Anonymous

143 Weekend quotes by Anonymous

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Have a Blessed Friday and a victorious weekend set a hopeful tone for the days ahead. The quotes humorously compare weekend drinking, mornings with sunglasses, and the feeling that Monday punishes weekend fun. They also show a playful loyalty to the weekend over the workweek.

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I'm totally up for a man date.

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I pray this weekend lasts forever.

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Enjoy your weekend!

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Hello Friday, I fucking missed you.

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I only party on days that end in 'y'

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Let's get high school drunk.

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You're the greatest weekend dad ever.

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I'm teaching the dog how to babysit.

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Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.

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Ahhh Friday...my second favorite F word!

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Friday; YES iTS THE WEEKEND,*BLiNK* Monday; Yo WTF just happened .__

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I usually set aside Sunday nights for debilitating self-pity.

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Thank god its friday! You have a weekend to recharge.

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I really love being in London at weekends - there's always so much to do.

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Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend.

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A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend.

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The weekend is finally here and it looks like it will be a beautiful one. Get out and enjoy it, tomorrow's not…

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The older you get, the more Saturday Morning Hangovers replace Saturday Morning Cartoons.

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I can go an entire day without Facebook, but I've never made it through an entire weekend.

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I'd love to do something with you this weekend within a one-block radius of my apartment.

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Dear weekend, I want to be with you. Only you. Don't let the weekdays separate us.

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Let's skip the not getting laid part of the evening and go directly to a strip club.

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It means so much to me that whenever I need to go out, get trashed and talk shit about people, you're always…

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Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family.

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I'm a girl. I don't smoke. I don't drink. I don't party every weekend. I don't wear three inches of make-up. I…

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Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word…

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Everyday we see each other walking down the halls and just when I am about to say hey, what to you want…

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Have you ever had one of those weekends where all you do is have sex? Last night I was so sick of…

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Executives will talk about the importance of passion, but what they really mean is finding somebody who will work nights and weekends…

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At the weekends, I usually have around 50 kids running around in my back garden. They are all friends of my kids.…

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If their work is satisfying people don't need leisure in the old-fashioned sense. No one ever asks what Newton or Darwin did…

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I mean, imagine how some unfortunate Master Criminal would feel, on coming down to do a murder at the old Grange, if…

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You have two choices, [Plouffe] told Obama. You can stay in the Senate, enjoy your weekends at home, take regular vacations, and…

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The weekend break had begun with the usual resentment and had continued with half-repressed ill humour. It was, of course, his fault.…

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You're idealizing everything too much. No, the grass isn't greener. If you need proof, spend the weekend with a married couple. To…

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Nothing is more practical than finding God, that is, than falling in love in a quite absolute final way. What you are…

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Mondays are God's punishment for what you did during the weekend.

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Let's invite ugly friends out tonight to highlight our cuteness.

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I cant decide if the drinks are too weak or if my tolerance is too strong.

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I'm glad we keep in touch by making and breaking plans every weekend.

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