“You sound too good to be true, Frankie. Do you have a suit of armor and ride a white unicorn as well?” — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“That boy is sprung on you and he is a nice guy. A superhot, supersexy nice guy. Do you know how rare… — Jay Crownover Copy Share Image
“His response filled me with glee. It was as if a unicorn had appeared beneath a double rainbow and started tap dancing.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“The unicorn : I'm not a chihuahua, you know. Abby : You hump my leg like one.” — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
But I'm always dreaming, even when I'm awake; it is never finished." -the Lady Amalthea, from The Last Unicorn — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
“All four of them looked at Diane as if she had said Kendel had just returned from her trip and had brought… — Beverly Connor Copy Share Image
I didn't love stickers and unicorns and stuff, but just if I were to ride on the back of a beast to… — Laura Benanti Copy Share Image
My brain begins to work stuff out, but then kinda half way through, it starts wandering off and it's like ahh, unicorns. — Dougie Poynter Copy Share Image
Unicorns, dragons, witches may be creatures conjured up in dreams, but on the page their needs, joys, anguishes, and redemptions should be… — Alberto Manguel Copy Share Image
“Unicorn. Old french, unicorne. Latin ūnicornis. Literally one horned. Unus one and cornu a horn. A fabulous animal resembling a horse with… — The Wise Butterfly Copy Share Image
'Unicorn Island' is the synonym for my happy place. It's a really beautiful message: that happiness is one of the hardest things… — Lilly Singh Copy Share Image
“If you're being skewered by a unicorn, the secret is: tell the unicorn he doesn't exist. If you do that, he'll disappear… — Chuck Wendig Copy Share Image
“I think that if you have a horse, pegasus, qilin, or unicorn, you should sit on it! You should stroke its hair,… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
“Love is like a unicorn with a rainbow for a horn. What I mean is it’s rare, and you’re lucky if you… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
You really saw some?" Liz said an hour later. Sure, we had the stereo blaring and the shower running, but Liz still… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
“This guy has a magical dick, Mandy. His dick is like a unicorn. His dick has basically proven the existence of unicorns.… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“We’re not so different, you and I. Sure, we may have different religious beliefs, political outlooks, sexual orientations, economic viewpoints, and artistic/literary/culinary… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Unicorns are man-eating monsters. They don't have wings, they aren't lavender or sparkly, and you could never catch one to ride without… — Diana Peterfreund Copy Share Image
“…but to the unicorn’s eyes Molly was becoming a softer country, full of pools and caves, where old flowers came burning out… — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
I always tell girls who say they want to start a band but don't have any talent, well, neither do I. I… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
“The woman who presents herself to the spectator as a 'picture' forever arranged, is, for the contemplative mind, the chiefest danger. Sometimes… — Djuna Barnes Copy Share Image
“So, what’s the issue with Unicorns?” “Imagine a cat,” Rose said. “Not just a cat, but a cat that is such a… — Bryan Fields Copy Share Image
“Only the spider paid no mind when the unicorn called softly to her through the open door. Arachne was busy with a… — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
“That is because it is a monstrous thing, to slay a unicorn,” said Firenze. “Only one who has nothing to lose, and… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
I would wanna be a mermaid, but I think I'm a little bit more of a unicorn, because I'm like a little… — Blake Lively Copy Share Image
“I swallow and stare and swallow again, because dear, sweet Jesus riding a unicorn, he's perfect.” — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
“No giant two-headed hermaphrodite demon unicorn avatars were allowed. Not on school ground, anyway.” — Ernest Cline Copy Share Image
The prince is very brave, to love a unicorn. A cat can appreciate valiant absurdity. — Peter S Beagle Copy Share Image
“Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
A unicorn is a mythical creature that you've never seen before. And a unicorn player, he makes plays and does stuff you've… — Mohamed Bamba Copy Share Image
Ronald Reagan believes in the free market like some people believe in unicorns. — Barney Frank Copy Share Image
“Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn. Truer words have never been spoken.” — Scott Hildreth Copy Share Image
TeenQuotes **MISSING UNICORN** Its light purple with a drak purple mane. If you see it, you'reprobably high. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are these mythic unicorn-y tales of method acting, but Marlon [Brando] wanted to have a good time. — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
I would compete in unicorn back riding! Why? Because we are from the same fairytale. — Sasha Pivovarova Copy Share Image
You are so beautiful and so awkward it's like watching a unicorn run into a window screen — Patience Copy Share Image
Everything today has been heavy and brown. Bring me a Unicorn to ride about the town. — Anne Morrow Lindbergh Copy Share Image
“You are not what you eat. If that were true Voldemort would be a unicorn.” — SilentDarknes Copy Share Image
“In truth, the unicorn was me - the me I wished I could be - if only I dared.” — Forest F. White Copy Share Image
“Don't worry chief,"said foaly,"It's like riding a unicorn,you never forget.” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image