Unicorn Quotes

I want to ride a unicorn.

— Jonathan Scott

The unicorn is a mythical beast.

— James Thurber

Its my pet univorn!

— Patience

First born unicorn

— Red Hot Chili Peppers

“An elephant is almost a unicorn!”

— Laura C Goodwin

Fuck you , I'm a unicorn

— Anonymous

A legend - now I am like a unicorn.

— Jean Giraud

“Unicorns make science magical.”

— Sybrina Durant

“Me? Crazy? I should get off this unicorn and slap you.”

— Ender's Game

What use is magic if it can't save a unicorn?

— Peter S. Beagle

“David's a unicorn? That explains so much.”

— Dianne Sylvan

That was like seeing a dodo and a unicorn all wrapped up in one

— Rachel Maddow

The lost unicorn is in our presence!!

— Olivia

“I invented the pelican, but probably not the acorn or unicorn.”

— Daniel Davis

Being a Virgin is so rare these days. Your like a Unicorn

— Anni Da Penguin

Unicorns are real and emo is imaginary.

— Mikey Way

“ Advice to Young Poets Never pretend to be a unicorn by sticking a plunger on your head.”

— Martin Espada

What do men know? Because they have seen no unicorns for a while does not mean we have all vanished.

— Peter S. Beagle

“Well, it’s not every day a guy learns he’s got a magical unicorn penis.”

— Lili Valente

“The Metal Horn Unicorns and their elemental friends are techno-magical.”

— Sybrina Durant

“And at last she woke up in the middle of one warm night and said, "Yes, but now.”

— Peter S. Beagle

A unicorn is a community that's positively impacted the lives of a billion people.

— Brock Pierce

“Another chunk of my childhood dreams had just run down the reality drain in the form of a horny unicorn, no less.”

— Allison Pang

“Not a unicorn’s chance in Hell,” Owen grunted. “Now, what would a unicorn be doing in Hell?” Liam asked. “You can ask…

— Abigail Roux

A lot of brainless unicorns swaggering about and calling themselves educated just because they can push each other off a horse with…

— Anonymous

Being asked to describe what 'post-racial' means is a bit like being asked to describe a leprechaun, cold fusion or unicorns: we…

— Tim Wise

If the unicorn does live among the snows held up forever on the line of the Equator then it is clear why…

— Odell Shepard

“That “relationship” was a perfect example of Callie convincing herself of something that didn’t really exist. She’d believed in unicorns until she…

— Cecily von Ziegesar

Jessica Pearson isn't a unicorn. She's not a mythological creature. She's an example of so many women out there that are ruling…

— Gina Torres

“The Metal Horn Unicorns say, “No Metal – No Magic. . .and No Technology”. They are exactly right! Metals and other elements…

— Sybrina Durant

Atheists don't hate fairies, leprechauns, or unicorns because they don't exist. It is impossible to hate something that doesn't exist. Atheists, like…

— Ray Comfort

I got a unicorn horn on my head once. I said, "Can you really see that on camera?" My producer said, "You…

— Jancee Dunn

“A unicorn stepped onto the path. Kiela gasped. Caz breathed, "Whoa." It was like moonlit water, so bright that tears sprang into…

— Sarah Beth Durst

“Okay, fine! Since you don't listen to a goddamn thing I say anyway, here goes: I want a new bed in a…

— Addison Cain

“It's a rare man who is taken for what he truly is," he said. "There is much misjudgment in the world. Now,…

— Peter S. Beagle

“We’re playing Three Wishes,” she told her friend. “Cake, hot bath, soft bed. How about you?” “World peace,” said Karou. Zuzana rolled…

— Laini Taylor

“The Unicorn's eye happened to fall upon Alice: he turned round rather instantly, and stood for some time looking at her with…

— Lewis Carroll

Unicorns are not to be forgiven." The magician felt himself growing giddy with jealousy, not only of the touch but of something…

— Peter S. Beagle

How can it be?" she wondered. "I suppose I could understand it if men had simply forgotten unicorns(…) But not to see…

— Peter S. Beagle

“You’re allowed to believe in a god. You’re allowed to believe unicorns live in your shoes for all I care. But the…

— Anonymous