“A unicorn breathes rainbows like a dragon breathes fire. My coffee breathes Jarod Kintz quotes.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Am I really standing here, conversing with a bloody unicorn?" Tiffy was certain her mind had finally left the building.” — T.J. Loveless Copy Share Image
“Metal makes everything magical. Just ask a unicorn. . .preferably one with a metal horn.” — Sybrina Durant Copy Share Image
Be realistic with your expectations. I'd really like to cuddle a unicorn, but it aint going to happen. — India Knight Copy Share Image
“Sometimes we all need a unicorn to believe in. Sometimes we need a unicorn to believe in us.” — Claudia Bakker Copy Share Image
There's something about girls and unicorns that's deep and meaningful. Something about childhood. — Ted Naifeh Copy Share Image
“Unicorns know naught of shame, or need, or doubt, or debt; But mortals, as you may have noticed, take what they can… — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
“I could eat a unicorn and pick my teeth with his horn! I'm absolutely famished.” — Amy Harmon Copy Share Image
Every poem is a coat of arms. It must be deciphered. How much blood, how many tears in exchange for these axes,… — Jean Cocteau Copy Share Image
Are there any mythical beasts which aren't simple pastiches of nature? Centaurs, minotaurs, unicorns, griffons, chimeras, sphinxes, manticores, and the like don't… — William Poundstone Copy Share Image
There was a time when I thought I turned terrible things over in my mind because I read and wrote too many… — Patrick Carman Copy Share Image
A person of faith who shares conservative values and who says very clearly that climate change is real - and here's why… — Katharine Hayhoe Copy Share Image
No fiction, no myths, no lies, no tangled webs - this is how Irie imagined her homeland. Because homeland is one of… — Zadie Smith Copy Share Image
“In its secular rendering the unicorn was a creature of nobility and awesome though benign power. It was a creature of compassion,… — Barry López Copy Share Image
Even though we let life get the best of us you can always think about a unicorn because they have magical powers… — Regina Copy Share Image
For years The National has been labeled as a gloomy kind of rock bandI think mostly because of Matt’s deep baritone voice,… — Bryce Dessner Copy Share Image
I feel like I don't see myself as all that different from other humans as a woman, but I'm surprised by how… — Karyn Kusama Copy Share Image
“The dang thing kept trying to nuzzle me while I did my best to dodge it.So much for dramatic images of knights… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
I think, as poets, we are in the odd position of constantly defending our art form. Which is funny and also sort… — Ada Limon Copy Share Image
I had My Little Ponies. I was obsessed with the idea of a creature that was born with something magical that sort… — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
“I always thought they were fabulous monsters!" said the Unicorn. "Is it alive?" "It can talk," said Haigha, solemnly. The Unicorn looked… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
“I suppose I could understand it if men had simply forgotten unicorns, or if they had changed so that they hated all… — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
Only in an Orwellian [Barack] Obama world full of sprinkly fairy dust broken from atop his unicorn as he's peeking through a… — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
How many of the unicorn companies are really prosaic businesses - like limousine services or renting rooms in your house? The original… — Kevin Kinsella Copy Share Image
“I want to write a story about an asexual unicycle who refuses to let a unicorn ride it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The moon was gone, but to the magician's eyes the unicorn was the moon, cold and white and very old, lighting his… — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
“She braced herself for the pain of the perfect horn breaking her heart.” — Tanith Lee Copy Share Image
Sorry...I got distracted listening to you and hot glued myself to my unicorn — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Theres something about girls and unicorns thats deep and meaningful. Something about childhood. — Ted Naifeh Copy Share Image
“I’d rather ride a unicorn than a unicycle. But my enemies, they could all ride a unicycle with a horn instead of… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love… — Brandon Mull Copy Share Image
“There's always room for a unicorn in my life. (i.e. fantasy and imagination)” — Renata Ammazzini Copy Share Image
“Virgins are a rare breed anywhere, but at your age, you’re practically a unicorn.” — Heidi Cullinan Copy Share Image
“What is a unicorn without his horn?" (Antonella) "A white horse?" (Adam) Antonella smiled. "A very unhappy white horse.” — Mark Mills Copy Share Image
The actual evidence concerning the Exodus resembles the evidence for the unicorn. — Baruch Halpern Copy Share Image
“He read? Oh my God, guys that read were like unicorns. They only existed in fairy tales.” — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we'd give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: They'd reveal… — Ashley Purdy Copy Share Image
We're not mad at God, just like atheists don't hate Santa or Unicorns, they're just not there! — Hemant Mehta Copy Share Image
Would you believe it's harder to find a virgin than a unicorn in New York? — Naomi Novik Copy Share Image
If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?' — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image