“If Arkansas is, indeed, one big family, Eureka Springs remains its eccentric uncle.” — Rex Nelson Copy Share Image
A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
When I was kid, my uncle had a grocery store. I remember the smell of the sawdust on the floor. — Frankie Avalon Copy Share Image
It was just so cool to put on my uncle's masks and wrestle with him. I knew that's what I wanted to… — Rey Mysterio Copy Share Image
My grandfather, father, and uncle were chefs, and my other uncle was a butcher. — Marco Pierre White Copy Share Image
AfTer 20yRs.. YoUr 10yrs oLD Son oPen youR Fb AccoUnT...AnD sudDenLy He SaYs.. WTF Dad wHy You Say I LoVe u seXy… — Shubham Noottee Pandey Copy Share Image
We know Uncle George directly, so he gives us music to sample, all we gotta do is tell him directly and we… — Redman Copy Share Image
My uncle was a second father to me. I spent most of my childhood with him. — Rey Mysterio Copy Share Image
“My attention was riveted to Keirran. He shot me a pained, embarrassed wince. “Yeah. I was going to tell you…sooner or later.… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
You can't make a head and brains out of a brass knob with nothing in it. You couldn't do it when your… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
As a player, I'm a combination of my father and my uncle. People back home say that they were such good players… — Oscar Copy Share Image
The thing that I think a lot of guys need to know how to do is not take your mother's advice about… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
My uncle was skipper on the old Claymore sailing out from Oban to the Inner Hebrides. My father worked for MacBraynes all… — Johann Lamont Copy Share Image
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
When people compare me to him... it's like 'wow' maybe they see me on his level but I don't believe I am… — Alex Iwobi Copy Share Image
“Kevin’s nice front bulge in his jeans. If everything were different, he’d still let Will’s cowboy uncle plow him for a night… — Leta Blake Copy Share Image
“You broke a man today. Doesn't that affect you at all? These are lives, not pieces in a chess game with your… — S.U. Pacat Copy Share Image
“It’s a besetting sin of the family. Uncle Hart had his own personal brothel at my age, where he trained ladies in… — Jennifer Ashley Copy Share Image
My martial arts came a lot from my uncle, who actually taught martial arts through the military. He was a black belt… — Brian Tee Copy Share Image
“Look, I'm good okay. I'm her..." he stopped dead. The woman at the desk looked up expectantly, "uncle." His voice faded. "Katie… — Liz Crowe Copy Share Image
Mammootty came on board unexpectedly. 'Uncle,' which I am co-producing with Sajai Sebastian, was meant to be a low-budget film and we… — Joy Mathew Copy Share Image
“Well, niece, I hope to see you one day fitted with a husband. BEATRICE Not till God make men of some other… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Honorius Hatchard had been old Miss Hatchard's great-uncle; though she would undoubtedly have reversed the phrase, and put forward, as her only… — Edith Wharton Copy Share Image
My Portuguese uncle had a Portuguese version of a ukulele. The family would pull it out after dinner and play Portuguese folk… — Joe Perry Copy Share Image
The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things. — G. Gordon Liddy Copy Share Image
“This is none of your concern,' his uncle spat. 'I beg to differ,' Sebastian said quietly. 'A lady in distress is always… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
I used to come up to Scotland to see my uncle play and I would also watch him whenever he was on… — Sean Longstaff Copy Share Image
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I was five when my uncle, who also coached my brother, took me to the local pitches. That's where my passion for… — Gianluigi Donnarumma Copy Share Image
“And how is Uncle Edward? or is he dead? I've reached the time of life when relatives die unnoticed.” — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
My paternal uncle and aunt have jobs, and they are the ones who feed the family with a regular income. — Hima Das Copy Share Image
When I had started commuting into London for theatre school, I'd had to sell my uncle's stamp collection for £300. — Prunella Scales Copy Share Image
My uncle, who was a little more flamboyant, always said the guy who dressed the best was Fred Astaire. — Andy Garcia Copy Share Image
Viewers figure, 'Uncle Willard doesn't know any more about the weather than I do.' They're right. — Willard Scott Copy Share Image
If 10 percent is good enough for the Lord, it ought to be good enough for Uncle Sam. — Paul Broun Copy Share Image
Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love. — Mark McKinney Copy Share Image
My casting in 'Uncle On The Rocks' is like Rajpal Yadav being cast as Shahenshah or Akbar. — Raza Murad Copy Share Image
My Uncle, of course, would have been pleased to see someone with brown skin holding the office of president. — Alveda King Copy Share Image
My uncle's the archbishop of Jamaica. It is a very Catholic family. There was no monkey business going on. — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
I had an uncle who adored Al Green. He was white, but he only listened to black music. — Tricky Copy Share Image
