“Ya know, Joey,’ Uncle Ed would say, ‘there’s no accountin’ for horses’ asses.” — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I had a ball in San Francisco because my Uncle Lou was a gripman on the California… — Jackie Coogan Copy Share Image
“Give me a funeral over a wedding any day,.' said Uncle Montague with a sigh. 'The conversation is almost always superior.” — Chris Priestley Copy Share Image
Uncle Fester brought me back with the young group. He was very 'in' with the teens. — Jackie Coogan Copy Share Image
My holidays in Hyderabad would be spent on films sets visiting my father and uncle, or in the studios; I was gradually… — Naga Chaitanya Copy Share Image
My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt. — Chuck Nevitt Copy Share Image
“What makes a man's 80 year-old Irish uncle skip like a little boy? "Me Father is very fond of me!” — John Ortberg Jr Copy Share Image
George Harrison became my uncle - not by blood but through love. It's sort of an Indian cultural thing. — Anoushka Shankar Copy Share Image
You can't make a head and brains out of a brass knob with nothing in it. You couldn't do it when your… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
As a player, I'm a combination of my father and my uncle. People back home say that they were such good players… — Oscar Copy Share Image
“Kevin’s nice front bulge in his jeans. If everything were different, he’d still let Will’s cowboy uncle plow him for a night… — Leta Blake Copy Share Image
My uncle was skipper on the old Claymore sailing out from Oban to the Inner Hebrides. My father worked for MacBraynes all… — Johann Lamont Copy Share Image
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
When people compare me to him... it's like 'wow' maybe they see me on his level but I don't believe I am… — Alex Iwobi Copy Share Image
I'm probably a natural uncle. I can take the kids out and have fun with them and look after them, and I… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
The anger that Uncle Junior has comes from my background. My father was the son of an Italian immigrant, and I've seen… — Dominic Chianese Copy Share Image
My last vivid boyhood fright from books came when I was 15; I was visiting my uncle and aunt in Greenwich, and,… — John Updike Copy Share Image
“I was about to order Chinese when I looked out the window and saw you. Hey, do you two want to stay?… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
My mom's brother was gay, and he actually passed away from AIDS when I was 13. He was quite a character, but… — Casey Wilson Copy Share Image
I was not very strong growing up, and my uncle used to look at me, like, 'This kid is not growing up,… — Dikembe Mutombo Copy Share Image
“If Sophie’s too young,” he said, “then you can be my girl, Elise. You’re a looker.” “None of us are going to… — Jody Hedlund Copy Share Image
“Honorius Hatchard had been old Miss Hatchard's great-uncle; though she would undoubtedly have reversed the phrase, and put forward, as her only… — Edith Wharton Copy Share Image
“Well, niece, I hope to see you one day fitted with a husband. BEATRICE Not till God make men of some other… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
What is a legacy to a child? Is it about the money or property you leave to them? Is it all about… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler Copy Share Image