My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“This is none of your concern,' his uncle spat. 'I beg to differ,' Sebastian said quietly. 'A lady in distress is always… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
I used to come up to Scotland to see my uncle play and I would also watch him whenever he was on… — Sean Longstaff Copy Share Image
My uncle, who was a little more flamboyant, always said the guy who dressed the best was Fred Astaire. — Andy Garcia Copy Share Image
I was five when my uncle, who also coached my brother, took me to the local pitches. That's where my passion for… — Gianluigi Donnarumma Copy Share Image
“And how is Uncle Edward? or is he dead? I've reached the time of life when relatives die unnoticed.” — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
My paternal uncle and aunt have jobs, and they are the ones who feed the family with a regular income. — Hima Das Copy Share Image
When I had started commuting into London for theatre school, I'd had to sell my uncle's stamp collection for £300. — Prunella Scales Copy Share Image
I have an uncle I no longer talk to because of a joke I made about my grandmother, who is his mother.… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
“He had never spoken to Uncle Richard, but he knew that he was a radiologist who put tubes into people's groins and… — Mark Haddon Copy Share Image
I remember my uncle and my father telling me that my mother didn't want me because I was blind. She thought being… — Ronnie Milsap Copy Share Image
My mother came from an Irish family of 11 kids and, of course, had a sister who was a nun, so I… — Ellen Pompeo Copy Share Image
Jack Palance was my distant uncle - that's the family gossip. Growing up, my family knew everything about his face getting burned… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
My uncle was an Indian singer for a long time. He was pretty popular in India. He was one of the first… — Nav Copy Share Image
The thing that I think a lot of guys need to know how to do is not take your mother's advice about… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
“My attention was riveted to Keirran. He shot me a pained, embarrassed wince. “Yeah. I was going to tell you…sooner or later.… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
My uncle Shawn used to stay with us when we were really young, and I used to come downstairs and see him… — Damon Wayans, Jr Copy Share Image
I only wanted Uncle Vernon standing by his own car (a Hudson) on a clear day, I got him and the car.… — Lee Friedlander Copy Share Image
I grew up, I had three uncles and... I loved Uncle Donald because he gave me dating advice, and I was, like,… — Salim Akil Copy Share Image
“Your mother brought a strange man to this house once, Katarina. I had hoped it might be a few years before history… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
“Anecdotal Spores: The Crazy Uncle Late one cold and drizzly winter night while I was traveling through the mountains, I stopped in… — Matt Hughes Copy Share Image
“As I told you, I ain’t your mom or your dad. I’m your uncle,” Beaumont said. “I ain’t going to babysit you… — Mark T. Sneed Copy Share Image
“You’re going to turn me into one of them, aren’t you?” “That is what my uncle expects from me, but I can’t… — Nicole Sobon Copy Share Image
We've always been modestly leveraged, and we've never believed in a great deal of leverage on either our private equity business or… — Warren Stephens Copy Share Image
“Uncle Vernon made another funny noise, like a mouse being trodden on.” — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
