Congratulations, you have officially earned the Dumber than a Box of Rocks Award. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Until I was on Twitter, trust me: I was completely wiped off everybody's consciousness in Hollywood. — Lexi Alexander Copy Share Image
The fun thing about Snapchat is really the surprise and the joy that comes from learning how to use it. — Evan Spiegel Copy Share Image
If YouTube, Twitter, & Facebook were combined together, would it be called — Annie Cantellano Copy Share Image
We want Facebook to be one of the best places people can go to learn how to build stuff. — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
Don't you hate when the person you're Facebook-stalking never updates anything? — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
I had a relationship where we found out each other's Facebook passwords and would check each other's messages. That's not healthy. — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
STERILISE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My relationship with Twitter has evolved as my career has changed. The truth is unless you have a remarkably thick skin, as… — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
There are people who sit at home and decide to anonymously troll people on the Internet - what is wrong with these… — Paul Young Copy Share Image
Admit it, you love him so much you Facebook stalk him, overthink your status in case he reads them & look at… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“Social gatherings can serve three purposes: networking, gossip, or politics. Many care about the social, some about the gatherings, and a few… — Joan Marques Copy Share Image
I think authors like me are always struggling with the idea that they should have a brand and a Facebook author page… — Lynn Coady Copy Share Image
I like forming connections with people who follow me on social media because they make me feel like everything is worth it. — Barbie Ferreira Copy Share Image
“On Twitter, people who had read my book followed me and I could see what else they were reading, why they'd liked… — Sara Sheridan Copy Share Image
I'm flattered anytime someone has taken enough time to listen to me and make a connection to someone else, honestly. I feel… — Charlie Worsham Copy Share Image
I just think people have a lot of fiction. But, you know, I mean, the real story of Facebook is just that… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
“It’s an Insta-bloody-gram world out there, baby, where everyone looks like they’re having a good time except you. And it ain’t true.… — Tim Rogers Copy Share Image
So depending on the day, my schedule is different. But, generally speaking, I get up in the morning, I do a 30… — Maria Popova Copy Share Image
For me, social media is a one-way deal. It's like all the traffic goes one direction and I don't care how many… — John Rzeznik Copy Share Image
I think that people in the phase between being someone's kid and being someone's parent have always been uniquely narcissistic, but that… — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
Like most people, I'm on my phone a lot during the day, there are always work emails coming in or emails persuading… — Sara Cox Copy Share Image
I'm battling with keeping my narcissism at bay as it is, so Twitter was not a good thing for that. — Joel Kinnaman Copy Share Image
Good social media is authentic. What makes social media work is actually having something to say. — Steven Levitt Copy Share Image
The thing about social media is that someone's going to hate what you do no matter what you do. — Chrissy Costanza Copy Share Image
Use your smile to change this world. Don't let this world change your smile — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Facebook starts showing how many times we've looked at someone's page, We're all screwed! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please show me your boring tweet first so I can copy n edit it making it the most intersting tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Scary discovery of the day: Most people who RT @yokoono's tweets do so without irony.” — James Taranto Copy Share Image
Oh, you sent me an event invite on Facebook? Weve never met and you live 2,400 miles away, of course Ill go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Meanwhile 'Whatsapp' Changed its status to, Hey there! Facebook is using me now. — Aamir Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someones comment on your facebook status has more likes than your actual status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
